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Framed (poopcident) & Quadruple (4)

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Framed (poopcident) & Quadruple (4)

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We’re confident that you won’t see where our first story is going but also confident that you will be outraged on the victim’s behalf.

Shaunelle is up first this week and she takes us on a wild ride about a poor victim who found themselves on the receiving end of backlash and publicly embarassed in the pursuit of political agenda!

Then Susana brings down the mood by telling us the horrible story of a family of 4 betrayed by someone they should’ve been able to trust.

All of that annnnnnndddddd a UFO sighting * anytime we refer to “they” in this episode we are in fact referring to the visitors.

Also, some extreme opinions were shared in this episode about lakes. To clarify Shaunelle loves being NEAR the lake, she’s just terrified of the water (parasites). Lake Ontario is a national treasure and is beautiful….that doesn’t mean it’s bug free. In fact there are several articles about sewage runoff and the lake (see sources below)

Check out our sources below:

https://www.opindia.com/2021/11/pooping-on-train-how-street-dog-boji-was-framed-for-politics-in-turkey/amp/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indianarrative.com/culture-news/falsely-accused-istanbuls-metro-travelling-dog-boji-is-proved-innocent-28326.html/amp

https://www.al-monitor.com/originals/2021/11/turkish-politics-get-dirtier-dog-framed-pooping-train

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/famous-commuter-dog-who-rides-25517963?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2019/11/19/henry-segura-murder-trial-jury-deliberation-quadruple-murder/4240201002/

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/local/2021/11/03/henry-segura-remain-behind-bars-murders-appeal-rejected-tallahassee-appellate-court/6272710001/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/11/18/brandi-peters-henry-segura-tallahassee-murders-cartel/

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/second-26-year-sewage-leak-into-lake-ontario-discovered-in-hamilton-1.6223692#:~:text=A%20leak%2C%20caused%20by%20a,are%20expected%20to%20cost%20%2429%2C830.

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/hamilton-uncovers-second-leak-dumping-raw-sewage-into-lake-ontario-for-decades

https://www.narcity.com/toronto/sewage-has-been-leaking-into-lake-ontario-for-decades

Are You Nervous ? & A Few Clueless Criminals

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Are You Nervous ? & A Few Clueless Criminals

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This week’s episode is a short one but impactful. Most notably Susana and Shaunelle get into an epic argument about fandom.

Susana (the Fast franchise stan) takes her interest in the truly unhinged and unbelievable (any Fast movie after the 2nd installment) and extended that to her true crime research by bringing us an unexpected case of abuse and grooming.

Then Shaunelle (the General Hospital advocate), brings some much needed jollies to a pretty disgusting episode.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.insideedition.com/mom-says-she-threw-up-after-learning-her-nanny-gave-birth-to-her-11-year-old-sons-baby-57094

https://cafemom.com/news/222229-marissa-mowry-ex-nanny-sentenced-abuse-boy

https://vocal.media/criminal/mom-says-learning-her-11-year-old-was-a-dad-nearly-made-her-throw-up

https://people.howstuffworks.com/10-of-the-stupidest-criminals-of-all-time.htm

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.huffpost.com/entry/joshua-basso-calls-911-asks-female-deputies-for-sex_n_1831163/amp

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-man-tries-to-cash-360b-check/

The Facebook Rapist & Outsiders

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The Facebook Rapist & Outsiders

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Hellooooooooo !!!!! We know we’re delinquent but people got the flu, people had birthdays, people had deadlines, people have struggled ….and in case you’re wondering, people is Shaunelle.

Anyway, Shaunelle the rogue editor is up first this week with a wild story of a horrible man who refused to do his time for crimes he gaslit himself into believing he didn’t do.

Then Susana rounds off with a truly horrible story of siblings trying to survive growing up with ain’t sh*t adults. Say what you want about the murders they committed, we believe their names should be added to the victim list.

Check out our sources below: *note we had some issues with Susana’s links this week but when she gets back from her trip we will update.

https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/thabo-bester-escaped-prison-by-staging-his-own-suicide

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2023/03/29/convicted-rapist-faked-death-escapes-from-prison-police/amp/

https://www.iol.co.za/weekend-argus/news/exclusive-prisoner-tells-of-the-day-thabo-bester-broke-out-of-maximum-security-d621f8c2-0a44-47c5-9070-1147b4a9aa54

https://ewn.co.za/2023/03/29/after-thabo-bester-s-escape-cosatu-urges-govt-to-cut-ties-with-private-prisons/amp

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/thabo-bester-facebook-rapist-fakes-death-escapes-prison-south-africa/

Facebook rapist gets 50 years

https://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-and-courts/tampering-with-cctv-security-breaches-thabo-bester-was-helped-to-escape-says-correctional-services-commissioner-makgothi-thobakgale-12c05052-5184-42fb-8cf5-09a31aa4c928

https://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-and-courts/i-celebrated-when-i-heard-thabo-bester-died-in-a-fire-says-rape-victims-mother-b1c4d8d4-ade8-4fe5-98de-ef2925c4a97d

https://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-and-courts/thabo-bester-is-a-serial-rapist-capable-of-becoming-a-serial-murderer-expert-warns-1976d777-8e70-4b4f-ae61-cfe632052278

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/celeb-news/breaking-dr-nandi-nandipha-thabo-bester-hiding-hpsca-latest-news-29-march-2023/amp

The Guest & Three-way

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The Guest & Three-way

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We’re back on our b.s with an unexpected theme of overkill this week.

First up, Shaunelle covers the case of what may be the worst mother in law in history…..no seriously. It’s one thing to comment on the casserole but it’s another to commit murder.

Susana follows that rollercoaster with the case of a friend. A best friend (if you believe the story) and the lengths this friend would go to secure the happiness of their bestie. With friends like these you should hide your enemies, for their safety of course.

Check out our sources below:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styllou_Christofi

https://murderpedia.org/female.C/c/christofi-styllou.htm

https://knews.kathimerini.com.cy/en/news/british-judge-rules-on-styllou-s-conviction

https://www.cyprusalive.com/en/the-story-of-styllou-the-cypriot-murderer-which-as-a-bride-killed-her-mother-in-law-and-as-a-mother-in-law-killed-her-daughter-in-law

http://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/christofi.html

Desiree Sunford Murder: Where is Marty Grismer Now?

Where Are Paige Blades and Scott Sunford Now?

https://www.dailycrime.com/murder-of-desiree-sunford-by-marty-grismer-uncovered-deadly-love-triangle-a-time-to-kill-investigates/

https://www.yakimaherald.com/news/local/judge-sentences-moses-lake-man-to-15-years-for-slaying-terrace-heights-woman-in-2013/article_57c7d72e-f4c5-11e7-bea9-531fd36800b7.html

https://julesyus.medium.com/three-way-relationship-leads-to-murder-of-wife-8b7e5fee2634

The Fishing Episode (The Chicken Pox & The Taxi Lady)

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The Fishing Episode (The Chicken Pox & The Taxi Lady)

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We’re late again but considering our podcast motto of “structureless structure” it’s very on brand.

Shaunelle went first this week with a case of a boldfaced heir who, it seems, was ready to take down anybody standing between him and his inheritance. Buckle up, because this case has a bit of everything including premeditated murder and a high seas rescue.

Then Susana takes us to Amish country and gives us the tale of a man with 2 Barbs in his life. Unfortunately, one Barb was willing to commit murder to keep her Amish Stud 😒. No, we didn’t make it up.

Check out our sources below :

https://www.masslive.com/police-fire/2022/08/nathan-carman-accused-of-killing-mother-and-grandfather-in-alleged-plot-to-inherit-millions-ordered-held-without-bail.html

https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2022/05/26/nearly-6-years-later-nathan-carman-indicted-in-mothers-death-at-sea/?amp=1

https://vtdigger.org/2022/08/02/nathan-carman-accused-of-murdering-his-mother-will-stay-in-jail-while-awaiting-trial/amp/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/heavy.com/news/2016/09/nathan-carman-rhode-island-vermont-boston-new-york-murder-suspect-linda-carman-missing-boat-john-chakalos-connecticut-millionaire-estate/amp/

What We Know About Nathan Carman

https://glamourbiz.com/trending/nathan-carman-parents-murder-bio-girlfriend-married

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/01/nathan-carman-linda-carman-death-at-sea.html

Barbara Weaver Murder: Where are Eli Weaver and Barbara Raber Now?

Click to access 2010-Ohio-4066.pdf

https://www.oxygen.com/killer-couples/crime-news/eli-weaver-amish-man-murders-wife-with-barbara-raber

Red Flags & Collateral

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Red Flags & Collateral

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We’ve been delinquent that’s true but we’ve definitely missed you – a poem by Criminally Clueless

In keeping with our tradition of being consistently inconsistent, this week we debate which episode we’re even on and if that doesn’t set the tone for the season we don’t know what will.

First up, Susana brings us the tragic case of a woman who settled. That’s right she could’ve done much better but she settled for the sake of those she loved and unfortunately this resulted in her being the victim of the ultimate act of revenge.

Then Shaunelle takes us all the way back to one of the worst aviation accidents in Canadian history. The convoluted tale behind the deaths of 23 passengers would have you questioning the lengths people would go to get what they want.

***Please enjoy the calming sounds of Susana fighting for her life against some sniffles throughout Shaunelle’s case. Unfortunately, it could not be edited out.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5274763

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1953/11/14/it-has-no-name

https://people.com/crime/anjum-cofflands-husband-killed-twin-daughters-shot-her-now-shes-fighting-to-keep-guns-from-abusers/

https://people.com/crime/illinois-murder-suicide-dad-twin-daughters-5-things/

https://patch.com/illinois/stcharles-il/randall-coffland-mentioned-killing-twin-daughters-past-reports

Bad Luck (Bad Decisions) & System S*&t

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Bad Luck (Bad Decisions) & System S*&t

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We’ve been through it!!!!!! But things are better and we are not only thriving but also happier.

Disclaimer: Susana hysterically laughs in the first 5 secs of this episode. Adjust your audio accordingly.

Shaunelle is up first with a story of desperation honestly and the lengths people will go to be successful as well as to settle debts.

Then Susana takes us through a case that is about a topic we NEVER planned to talk about (i.e. a mass shooting). With that said, her take on a deeply sensitive issue revealed that, in this case, the system was the biggest contributor to a horrible crime that could’ve been prevented.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/torontosun.com/news/world/crime-hunter-witchy-woman-plotted-murders-of-desperate-immigrants/wcm/046af65b-0817-4dbb-82f7-f4b51df66149/amp/

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/long-nguyen-huong-ly-killed-over-curse-lift?amp

Huong Ly and Long Nguyen Murders: Where is Dephne Wright Now?

Murder of Huong Lee and Long Nyugen by Dephne Wright investigated on Texas Murder Mystery on ID

https://amp.star-telegram.com/news/local/crime/article234451447.html

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/dfw/news/arrest-made-in-2012-arlington-double-murder/

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/long-nguyen-huong-ly-killed-over-curse-lift

As per usual Susana’s sources to follow

Maria Theresa x 2 & The Assassin

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Maria Theresa x 2 & The Assassin

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Listen up ! this week we have our first ever guest appearance made by the legend, the G.O.A.T herself “Mummy”. Birthday dick hat and all the boss made a special appearance herself for what ultimately turned out to be Susana’s “favorite episode ever!”

First up Susana graces us with the tale of two Maria Theresa’s both ignorant to the others existence but only one of the Maria Theresa’s gave up everything for the man she loved. Regret would lead to murder but the real question is, did she get away with it or was it justified?

Then Shaunelle brings us the most unforgettable accidental clueless criminal case of the season most notably because it centered around an attempt on the life of the then POTUS (and best POTUS in our opinion). And if you could believe it it all started because of someone needing a drink. Go figure!

Check out our sources below: *Susana’s sources will follow

https://www.cleveland.com/nation/2013/04/paul_kevin_curtis_charged_with.html

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2013/apr/18/man-accused-ricin-letters-obama-senator

https://www.voanews.com/amp/man-charged-with-threatening-president/1644248.html

https://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/23/us/ricin-suspect-released/index.html

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/us/2013/04/23/sot-kevin-curtis-ricin-letter-release.wreg

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gq.com/story/paul-kevin-curtis-elvis-impersonator-ricin-assassinations/amp

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.1318882

https://www.mayoclinic.org/ricin/expert-answers/faq-20057863

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna109196

The Stalker & Como La Flor

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The Stalker & Como La Flor

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Big Big big Disclaimer: If you, for one second, think that we have the musical chops to claim responsibility for any of Selena’s music then we not only strongly recommend that you see an ear specialist but we also recommend you run to the link in our sources to check out the real Selena ! We in no way take credit for her songs or content.

As per usual, we kick off the episode talking crap and being interrupted by the fine people of the protective services. We decided to push through and record anyway so consider the added audio us creating ambiance.

Shaunelle’s story is, at minimum, a cautionary tale against going out of your way to help others but in reality is a case about a woman who was sadistically stalked and kidnapped. The duration of her ordeal, the stalkers macabre source of entertainment and the insane way the crime scene was covered up is all unpacked.

Then Susana brings us the case of Selena. The Selena. Honestly, there isn’t more for us to say here. She was epic, her songs were amazing and the world instantly became sadder the moment she and her talent were snuffed out by an obsessed “fan”. With that said, Susana carries us through the life and death of a superstar and we hope we did her justice.

Check out our sources below:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Dorothy_Jane_Scott

https://www.crimetraveller.org/2020/10/the-tragic-death-of-dorothy-jane-scott/amp/

https://unsolvedmysteries.fandom.com/wiki/Dorothy_Jane_Scott

https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/black-widow-spider-bite

https://brenmar71.medium.com/who-murdered-dorothy-jane-scott-12ee5d10a805

https://vocal.media/criminal/the-disappearance-and-murder-of-dorothy-jane-scott

50+ True Crime Stories That Will Shock You To Your Core

*Susana’s sources will follow.

Love? & Mo Money Mo Drama

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Love? & Mo Money Mo Drama

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DISCLAIMER: This episode is NOT over 2 hours long. There’s some dead air at the end that can’t seem to be edited out.

What a wild episode we have in store for you today. If you’d like to know how Susana and Shaunelle would use mega billions in lottery winnings pay attention during story #2. Full disclosure we haven’t won the lottery (YET) but when we do everything is on the table including a bridge to Pluto and a doomsday bunker.

For our first story, Susana gives us her take on the infamous case of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, her complicated and horrible relationship with her mother and why one woman’s obsession, led to a young woman losing the best years of her life.

Then Shaunelle covers the wild case of a family man who struck gold…technically. He won the lottery. As a dedicated family man he spoiled those around him and made sure they never wanted for anything. Unfortunately, not everyone was a fan of the way he lived his life…….leading to an surprising murder plot.

Check our our sources below:

https://www.aetv.com/real-crime/gypsy-rose-blanchard-now-prison-rod-blanchard-interview

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Dee_Dee_Blanchard

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Dampier

https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2005/07/29/slain-man-shared-his-fortune/?outputType=amp

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/drugs-murder-gambling-suicide–25109810?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target