Our overdue Halloween episode is finally here !!! Shaunelle has a wild story for you about the covid vaccine, her eye and insomnia to explain the delay but that won’t be explained until the next episode.
In today’s episode Shaunelle delves into the truly disturbing case of the Jamison family after an October visit to a potential property for sale. Their suspicious disappearance polarized a town and the details of the case alongside wild speculations surrounding the findings are still debated to this day
Then Susana brings us a Halloween case about weaponized candy and the desperate (to be read: pathetic) attempts a man would be willing to take to absolve himself of responsibility.
Warning we kick off this week’s episode laughing like a pack of hyenas so lower your volume.
Susana kicks us off with the case of sadistic serial murderer and rapist, Shawn Grate, who was hiding in plain sight and brought down by a courageous woman in the worst of circumstances. His callousness and complete disregard for his victims made this case truly shocking. This one is a tough one ***ps there’s a hot debate about the death penalty at the end of this episode.
Then Shaunelle does charity by improving the mood of the episode with a few clueless criminals. If it’s one thing we love, it’s our clueless community and we hope you get a laugh out of these cuz we did.
We’re back! Sorry for the unexpected intermission, Susana had a small family emergency (it’s all good now) and our schedule just didn’t allow for proper editing. Anywayyyyyyyy, enough with the excuses, as a treat, we kicked off this episode with the long awaited apology from Shaunelle to ………. everyone.
Heads up we have a longer than usual episode for you and the content starts around the 20 mins mark butttttt, it’s worth it because we have have two interesting cases of deception for you.
Shaunelle is up first with a case of a woman who was never satisfied; ot with her first man, her second man or the thought of not getting her third. Some would argue she was just a lover who wasn’t blessed enough to find Mr right. Others would argue she wasn’t right for anybody and should’ve stopped looking. The case of an intelligent woman who orchestrated a stupid cover up awaits.
Then Susana follows with her bread and butter aka horribly offensive cases about abuse of power and sexual assault. This case is worse than most because the abuser in question was a man of the cloth and it took wayyyyy too long for the Church and the authorities to end his reign of terror.
Season 3 is here!!! Did you miss us? We missed you. We actually intended our S3 release for last week but alas we got drunk at the cottage and did our nails instead. We’re not saying you aren’t a priority but we are saying that sometimes what you really need is diy budget mojitos and an action movie to set things right.
It should be noted that we kick off the episode discussing ways to scare the neighbors away…you know, typical Criminally Clueless antics.
First up, Shaunelle brings us the truly terrifying case of Israel keyes and his abduction of Samantha koenig. This case has been done time and time again likely due to the macabre nature of his crime however, Susana never heard it before so Shaunelle thought it fitting to kick the season off with what may have been one of the most prolific serial killers of all time.
Then Susana hits us with the heartbreaking case of a young girl who was attacked while returning books to the public library. The scariest aspect of this case was the fact that her life changed in an instant at the hands of an unhinged criminal on the hunt for blood.
It’s our season finale! Can you believe it? We’re sorry to spring this on you but, to be fair, it took us by surprise as well.
In true Criminally Clueless Podcast fashion we are ending the season with a bang …..sort of. Shaunelle kicks the episode off by introducing Susana (and now you) to one of the most depraved terms she’s ever learned. For sensitivity sake the actual definition of the term has been cut from the episode but Susana’s response is enough to tell you NOT to look it up. If you do look it up, we’re sorry. Feel free to leave an angry message in the comments.
Susana’s last case of the season involves a disturbing find in a local New Mexico dumpster and the contents, of said dumpster, would cast serious doubt on whether or not the young mother involved was acting out of fear and not malice.
Then Shaunelle closes out the season with a case of two young lovers who met on the internet. Lies and betrayal tore them apart but it was revenge that would rip the mask off their romance and cost an innocent man his life.
Be warned, we re-recorded the lost episode from last week and had lots to unpack including 2 (yes two) stories of road rage with drastically different endings. The actual content doesn’t start until around min 22.
With that said, Susana kicks us off with a tragic story of how a family was almost completely wiped out by a person who allowed their ego in the driver’s seat. As if that wasn’t enough it wouldn’t be a Susana case if you didn’t leave absolutely gutted at the penalty or lack thereof.
Then Shaunelle lightens the mood with a repeat of her clueless cases from last week. Luckily Susana still thought they were pretty entertaining.
As usual, lots going on around here. We have a Boni update, proof of why you may not be able to trust Uber Eats and we saw Chris Rock’s stand-up (we don’t talk about that in this episode but we just had to let you know).
Shaunelle is up to bat first with a tale of a Malaysian witch named Mona Fandey. She was the originator of main character energy and wasn’t going to let something small like murder stop her from being the star she was born to be.
Then Susana follows with a story of a young woman who was In Love. A love to end all loves. She was in a bad situation and luckily she had a brave boyfriend who was prepared to do anything, and we mean anything, to save her.
Heavy, heavy, heavy episode this week! Your hosts have once again stumbled into a bit of a theme both covering crimes involving teens.
Susana captivates us first with the murder of Elizabeth Olten who was lured to her death by the least likely criminal mastermind. This case is truly eerie and we fully believe if the killer wasn’t caught many more would’ve lost their lives.
Then Shaunelle follows with the alarming case of Kendrick Johnson. His death was categorized as an accident but all of the evidence suggested otherwise. You listen for yourself and give us your take.
Check out our sources below and please be aware that some of the images associated with the Kendrick Johnson case are very graphic.
The documentary for the Kendrick Johnson case is called Finding Kendrick Johnson and is available on Prime in some regions.
Quality warning: for some reason the echo is back this week as well as a lot of background noise mostly brought to you by our butts on the recording chairs. Please forgive us.
First up, Shaunelle brings us the infamous case of Susan Monica and her pig farm of horrors. Acres of horrors in fact, as Susan had a habit of offering people a fresh start but that start often came with a catch : you wouldn’t escape the farm with your life.
Then Susana follows with not one but two stories of women who were likely betrayed by people around them. In one case we find out what happens when a “medical professional” plays roulette with a woman’s reproductive health and in the other we’re left wondering whether or not foul play was involved in the disappearance of a young woman on the streets of Mexico.
*Susana’s additional sources will be coming shortly