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Sorry for the delay on this one.

We were victims of a mini machine uprising this week when our computer seemed to have a life of its own and decided to reject our audio. Luckily we learned from the IT Crowd that most issues could be solved by turning devices on and off again so the audio was saved.

Susana starts us off with a case of a horrible nanny and a case of the worst revenge in response to a workplace grievance. The krims hired a recommended nanny and welcomed her into their home and into their lives. Unfortunately, this family would be nearly destroyed at the hands of a disgruntled worker who they came to care for as one of their own.

Then Shaunelle follows with a welcomed reprieve from Susana’s story with a little birthday collection of Clueless Criminals. We’re the perfect balance of serious and silly and you won’t want to miss it.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5522409/amp/Sister-murderous-nanny-blames-victims-parents.html

https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/new-york-nannys-insanity-defense-rarely-succeeds-1520766001

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Krim_siblings

https://www.chillingcrimes.com/blogs/news/ryoselyn-ortega-1

Deaf Bank Robber

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/pictures/dumb-criminals/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.www.complex.com/life/2019/04/florida-man-pretends-to-be-cop

Fake Officer Arrested After He Pulled Over Real Detective in Traffic Stop, Say Deputies

https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-man-accused-of-firing-urine-filled-squirt-gun-at-woman-508653361.html

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2015/04/16/florida-man-high-on-flakka-attacked-officer-said-he-was-god-had-sex-with-tree-police-say/?outputType=amp

Heads up, we had a lot to ramble about so the cases start around the 21min mark.

We’re back and we’ve outdone ourselves. We usually bring you wild cases but this week we’re touching on a bunch of uncomfortable topics. In fact, it will probably take longer for Susana to recover from this than her surgery.

Shaunelle is up first this week and without spoiling the details we’ll say that this is a case about a man who carried out “illegal operations” and kept an unusual collection. Spoiler alert, he was not collecting stamps

Then Susana brings us a short story which has been told before regardless of location and time. It’s a story of a man who couldn’t take no for an answer and a woman who paid the ultimate price for his narcissism.

If that’s not enough to keep you entertained, we also discussed a brand new business venture and give our two cents on the whole Will Smith – Chris Rock fiasco because, why not ?

Check out our sources below:

https://www.timeslive.co.za/amp/news/south-africa/2018-03-15-danish-genital-mutilator-jailed/

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-43422273.amp

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-34801753

https://www.news24.com/News24/r32-000-to-have-alleged-clitoris-collectors-wife-killed-20170824

https://www.news24.com/News24/lesotho-girl-9-testifies-about-being-raped-by-danish-clitoris-collector-20170815

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3284184/amp/Wife-testify-against-husband-accused-mutilating-21-women-keeping-genitals-freezer-South-Africa-shot-dead.html

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.ibtimes.co.uk/clitoris-collector-peter-frederiksen-says-his-victims-gave-their-consent-be-mutilated-1637027

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2007/nov/21/spain.paulhamilos

https://www.google.com/amp/s/variety.com/2007/tv/news/murder-whips-up-tv-storm-in-spain-1117976451/amp/

If you’ve worked in an office or encountered the police then you’ll be interested in this week’s episode.

First up, Shaunelle has a case that will make you re-evaluate the way that you interact with your coworkers forever. Shirley Pierce was a true southern gem. Born in North Carolina and literally described as “sweet as a glass of tea” Shirley lived her life with grace and treated those around her with dignity and kindness. Unfortunately, one act of misplaced kindness was misinterpreted as an attempt to steal someone’s husband. Despite her denial Shirley was stalked and ultimately murdered for her act of supposedly blatant disrespect.

Then Susana tells us a tale of a woman who survived being brutalized only to find out her assailant was a monster who was allowed to get away with heinous acts for years leading up to her attack. She was lucky she lived to tell her story however, because one of his victims wasn’t so lucky.

Check out our sources below :

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/marlene-stalked-murdered-shirley-pierce-over-jealousy

https://casetext.com/case/state-v-johnson-112809

https://people.com/crime/n-c-woman-murdered-woman-falsely-thought-having-affair/?amp=true

https://www.wbtv.com/story/37337129/marlene-johnson-found-guilty-of-first-degree-murder-sentenced-to-life/

Where Is Marlene Johnson Now?

https://mooresvilletribune.com/news/prosecutor-mooresville-woman-stalked-victim-for-six-years/article_7c3b02f6-5035-50c5-97c9-91d5a4ab8f48.html

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/salisburypost/name/shirley-pierce-obituary?id=20028273

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/closing-arguments-begin-in-trial-for-woman-accused-of-2013-slaying/688147872/?outputType=amp

https://www.elheraldo.co/judicial/el-paso-paso-de-la-desaparicion-y-posterior-muerte-de-la-estudiante-del-sena-436620

https://www.elespectador.com/colombia/barranquilla/me-dijo-que-si-gritaba-me-mataba-joven-que-habria-sido-violada-por-expolicia-en-atlantico-article-728901/

https://www.elespectador.com/judicial/juez-envia-a-prision-a-levith-rua-rodriguez-por-muerte-de-estudiante-del-sena-article-729871/

If you asked us what didn’t interrupt us this week, we’d have a shorter explanation. You name it, we had it: door slams, elevator pings, ambulance sirens, crazy Pomeranian bedtime routines…all the B.S packed into one short episode.

*Due to an appointment and no other time to record, we do our very best to corral our opinions but Susana is pissssssed so you should expect a Venezuelan rant …or five.

Up first, with a truly angering recount of a case that screams (just SCREAMS) privilege!!! Susana delves into the disgusting case of Christopher Belter and the multiple rapes he perpetrated. We thought our disgust reached it’s peak learning about the remorseless way in which he carried out his crimes, but it went thermonuclear when we found out he had enablers every step of the way.

If you can believe it, it gets worse because that ole bitch, lady justice, swept in only to disappoint, as usual. Who’s surprised?!…Not us!

Then, on a slightly lighter note Shaunelle’s case is all about romance…online romance, that is. When 19 year old Marissa Williams’ relationship with her aunt turned sour she sought out the one person she thought she could trust, her new online love. Her plans for retribution were unexpectedly foiled and Marissa was caught by the long arm of the law. Who sold her out? and who the hell put a hit out on the family dog?!

All will be unpacked in this crazy tale of family drama, betrayal and attempted dogicide.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/21/us/chris-belter-assault-sentence/index.html

Christopher Belter: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4387222/amp/Aunt-finds-disturbing-messages-catfishing-niece.html

https://www.ladbible.com/more/viral-aunt-who-catfished-her-niece-discovered-she-was-plotting-to-kill-her-20170409.amp.html

https://time.com/2857716/this-is-the-weirdest-catfish-case-ever/?amp=true

https://nypost.com/2014/06/11/catfish-prank-unveils-sinister-family-murder-plan/amp/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/06/11/an-alabama-aunt-posed-as-a-fictional-boy-on-facebook-and-caught-her-niece-in-an-alleged-family-murder-plot/

https://www.al.com/news/tuscaloosa/2014/10/tuscaloosa_teen_who_tried_to_u.html

Aunt’s catfishing scheme uncovers niece’s murder plot

https://www.bet.com/article/i76r84/this-woman-cat-fished-her-niece

Happy to report we got our audio mixing sorted…please proceed to the wildness within.

We’re back with the B.S this week ! First of all, our case titles may be misleading. So to manage your expectations we’re going to go right ahead and say that there’s absolutely no threesome / sex happening on a baseball field in this episode. We’re sorry if that’s disappointing.

Shaunelle is up first with a story of misadventure in dating. When Heidi Carter decided to participate in a ménage à trois she may have bitten off more than she could chew….especially since she wasn’t exactly single at the time. The story disintegrates from there and we enter a confusing tale of drama, a possible set-up, rape , murder and the recurring theme of why oh why can’t people have honest sex?!

Then Susana does us all proud as she delves into case made famous by the Netflix documentary, Long Shot. Whatever you thought you knew, throw it out the window. When Juan Catalan was hauled to jail for a murder he repeatedly pleaded his innocence however, police wouldn’t believe him. After all, he was identified by several witnesses as the murderer. It seemed like Juan was headed straight to prison but fate had a home run in the cards.

Click play / download to join us on a wild ass ride!

***Also, enjoy the relaxing thuds in the background which are actually Susana’s nervous knees going under the table.

Check out our sources below:

***Be sure to watch the Netflix doc also!!!

https://www.14news.com/2021/10/21/arrest-affidavit-shows-new-details-deadly-incident-evansville-home/

https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/heidi-carter-arrested-after-online-date-ends-in-rape-murder?amp

https://nypost.com/2021/10/22/heidi-kathleen-carter-charged-with-murder-after-dating-app-threesome-goes-wrong/amp/

https://amp.courierpress.com/amp/6118753001

https://torontosun.com/news/world/house-of-horrors-threesome-led-to-murder-in-indiana/wcm/f91ed9da-0927-432c-81b4-506266848bda/amp/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10121347/amp/House-horrors-murder-kidnap-threesome-gone-wrong.html

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vizaca.com/juan-catalan-story/amp/

https://www.grunge.com/397983/whatever-happened-to-juan-catalan-after-his-exoneration/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/US/LegalCenter/story%3fid=2935710&page=1

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2017/09/23/how-curb-your-enthusiasm-saved-this-man-from-prison/amp/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/06/07/face-in-the-crowd/amp

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.latimes.com/local/la-me-interrogate2-2008jul02-story.html%3f_amp=true

The Story of Juan Catalan and How His Love for Dodgers Game Helped Him Clear From Murder Charges

https://www.dailynews.com/2008/07/02/la-gang-member-gets-life-forkilling-teenage-girl/

https://www.distractify.com/p/juan-catalan-daughter-now

https://www.dailynews.com/2007/08/02/vineland-boys-guilty-in-drugmurder-case/

We’re back with our bread and butter this week so on deck it’s a heavy case of injustice and an unusual case of murder.

Our episode is longer than usual due to some housekeeping. If you want to hit the content it starts around the 23 min mark.

First up, Susana brings us the worst case of child abuse and cruelty. After surviving brutal abuse herself as a child Louise got a fresh start with her husband David and together they had 13 beautiful children. By all accounts they should’ve had everything but in fact inside their home held a horrible secret of torture, starvation and filth.

Then Shaunelle follows with a truly unusual case of murder in which Joan Porco survived a savage attack at her home only to awaken and discover that the person she identified as the killer was one of her own. It’s a case of murder, mob ties, the wonders of the human mind and the capabilities of the human body under extreme duress.

You may think your family is dysfunctional but they have nothing on the 2 families we’re covering today.

Check our sources below:

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/turpin-mum-louise-sold-to-paedophile-says-sister-teresa-robinette/24UXRHFBZAQECSSU4EUFJTDSVY/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turpin_case

https://murderpedia.org/male.P/p/porco-christopher.htm

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indiatoday.in/amp/fyi/story/man-did-his-daily-chores-until-his-last-breath-porco-case-man-died-325962-2016-05-27

https://www.timesunion.com/news/article/Chris-Porco-takes-legal-battle-versus-Lifetime-to-16032970.php

https://cbs6albany.com/amp/news/local/chris-porco-loses-lawsuit-against-lifetime-for-movie-about-his-crime

https://forensicfilesnow.com/index.php/tag/peter-porco/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Peter_Porco

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/the-porco-murder-did-a-college-student-take-an-ax-to-his-parents/

Welcome to the Criminally Clueless Podcast Quinceañera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you were expecting fanfare, balloons and / or joy go ahead and chuck those expectations out the window because we are, as usual, exhausted while recording this week. Technical difficulties and personal drama contributed greatly to us doing another after dark episode…..it goes without saying that we won’t be held entirely responsible for anything said during this episode.

The biggest shock of the week isn’t the fact that we managed to kick off the episode without a litany of cuss words but rather the fact that this episode can be considered somewhat of a diet or light version of our usual stuff. If you’re still recovering from the mutilation in episode 14 then this is the palate cleanse you need.

First Susana brings us a story of the lengths one man would go through to secure something he had all along….let that sink in for a minute.

Moving on, we’ll go on to say that he’s certainly not a “murder you because you saw me eat poop” kinda crappy dad but he’s up there and definitely won’t be winning any dad of the year awards.

Then Shaunelle unravels a tangled web of deceit and revenge. Ask yourself what do a successful woman, armed robbery, a police informant and an ill-informed Trini have in common? Coming up blank? then click play to hear the twists and turns of this convoluted story.

Two men, two lives governed by lies, Big Steups.

Oh and as an added treat look out for this week’s alternative sentence enhancers.

Check out our sources below:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/missing-indiana-mans-family-found-alive-23-years/story?id=43045972

https://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2018/05/29/richard-hoagland-abandoned-indiana-family-judge-now-says-he-must-pay/623493002/

https://people.com/crime/richard-hoagland-missing-son-doug-prison-letter/

https://abc7ny.com/archive/8510099/

https://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/24/nyregion/jerry-ramrattan-found-guilty-of-raping-and-framing-ex-girlfriend.html

https://nypost.com/2012/01/04/queens-rapist-vows-hes-not-done-with-victim-before-being-handed-a-32-year-term/

https://gothamist.com/tags/jerry-ramrattan

https://abc7.com/archive/7830630/

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/witness-accused-rapist-jerry-ramrattan-threatened-rikers-island-article-1.975313

https://www.deccanherald.com/content/216901/ny-private-detective-jailed-raping.html

You already know, we are the Mayors of struggle city so just because we made it to this milestone of episode 10 ain’t mean sh*t’s changed.

With that said, it seems for our first episode in the double digits we decided to go all out and no topic is off the table.

If you are easily offended by topics including (but not limited to):

• vaccinated people, as well as celebrity outta timin tweets about vaccination
• violence against indigenous women
• techniques of pussession (new term, just coined it literally means use of p*ssy to possess someone)
• references to Bill Cosby
• naughty nuns and rape in the catholic church

THIS IS NOT THE EPISODE FOR YOU!!!!! Think of this as the ominous sign at the top of the dark trail warning you to turn back. No hard feelings. Just skip this one.

First up, Shaunelle takes us through the horrific murder of young, pregnant, indigenous woman Loretta Saunders. Despite the swift action taken by authorities (due largely in part to Loretta being misidentified) they were not able to save Loretta. In the end, her murderer’s revealed that her death came down to a frivolous dare. That’s right, one life for one dare (yes, we can’t believe it either).

Then, Susana (who was apparently was in the mood to stir sh*t) comes to us with a case of rape in the Catholic Church. Surprisingly, the perpetrators were the most unexpected part. To paraphrase Susana “nobody suspects the nuns so they continue to get away with it”.

This episode is honest, intense and probably more than you bargained for.

Check out our sources below:

https://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/woman-convicted-of-killing-inuk-woman-gets-escorted-pass-from-prison-1.4833097#:~:text=HALIFAX%20–%20A%20woman%20serving%20a%20life%20sentence,Saunders%2C%20a%20young%20Inuk%20woman%2C%20six%20years%20ago.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/loretta-saunders-murder-was-despicable-horrifying-and-cowardly-1.3052465

https://www.vice.com/en/article/zn88qe/loretta-saunders-roommates-admit-they-murdered-her-in-surprise-guilty-pleas

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/loretta-saunders-killer-confessed-to-murder-in-seized-journal-entries-1.2347266https://vocm.com/2021/02/23/120915/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2568902/Loretta-Saunders-missing-Body-pregnant-student-26-investigating-murdered-aboriginal-women-dumped-alongside-highway-hundreds-miles-home.html

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/justice-for-our-daughter-loretta-saunders-family-speaks-after-guilty-pleas-1.2341044

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/delilah-saunders-human-rights-award-1.4134620

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/it-all-comes-back-to-loretta-1.4473976

https://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/rcmp-in-labrador-conclude-death-of-inuk-activist-diem-saunders-not-criminal-1.5583326

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQcbtLOcHtg&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhs9ZjF7ICchttps://medium.com/lessons-from-history/when-pedophile-nuns-hide-behind-their-holy-status-to-abuse-teenage-girls-26bc2f5f840f

https://www.nepm.org/post/survivors-sexual-abuse-nuns-want-greater-visibility-their-claims#stream/0

We are the first to tell you that we are NOT reliable resources for any information that could impact your life in any way so we should not need to tell you all that our views on mental health and any suggestions made in that regard do NOT stem from any sort of professional authority. What we lack in knowledge, we more than make up for with our willingness to learn and understand.

To be fair though, we call ourselves clueless for a reason so I wouldn’t hold out for us to get it perfect …..ever.

Susana is up first this week with a story of a young man failed by (our contender for jackass of the year) “the system”. He slipped so far through the cracks, despite his father’s attempts to get him help, that his unstable mental state and affinity for violence were both essentially weaponized resulting in murder. A murder which could’ve been prevented.

Then Shaunelle covers the horrifying case of a young man named Kevin Bacon (no known relation to Hollywood’s Kevin Bacon) and how this man was lured to his death by a homicidal cannibal. The question we’re left with is whether or not the murderers mental health played a part in the crime.

Lots to unpack this week.

Check out the sources below:

https://robertfoust.wixsite.com/collision-course/blank

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/5167599.man-sees-his-brothers-killer-executed/

https://murderpedia.org/male.F/f1/foust-aaron.htm

https://thecinemaholic.com/where-is-robert-foust-now/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDs7ZLicMqA

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/grindr-murder-kevin-bacon-mark-latunski-1148367/

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/police-release-gruesome-details-michigan-grindr-slaying-n1111321

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7925267/Chilling-911-calls-two-men-escaped-accused-cannibals-home.html

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kevin-bacon-killed-actor-same-004031718.html