Bad Luck (Bad Decisions) & System S*&t

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Bad Luck (Bad Decisions) & System S*&t
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We’ve been through it!!!!!! But things are better and we are not only thriving but also happier.

Disclaimer: Susana hysterically laughs in the first 5 secs of this episode. Adjust your audio accordingly.

Shaunelle is up first with a story of desperation honestly and the lengths people will go to be successful as well as to settle debts.

Then Susana takes us through a case that is about a topic we NEVER planned to talk about (i.e. a mass shooting). With that said, her take on a deeply sensitive issue revealed that, in this case, the system was the biggest contributor to a horrible crime that could’ve been prevented.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/torontosun.com/news/world/crime-hunter-witchy-woman-plotted-murders-of-desperate-immigrants/wcm/046af65b-0817-4dbb-82f7-f4b51df66149/amp/

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/long-nguyen-huong-ly-killed-over-curse-lift?amp

Huong Ly and Long Nguyen Murders: Where is Dephne Wright Now?

Murder of Huong Lee and Long Nyugen by Dephne Wright investigated on Texas Murder Mystery on ID

https://amp.star-telegram.com/news/local/crime/article234451447.html

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/dfw/news/arrest-made-in-2012-arlington-double-murder/

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/long-nguyen-huong-ly-killed-over-curse-lift

As per usual Susana’s sources to follow

Maria Theresa x 2 & The Assassin

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Maria Theresa x 2 & The Assassin
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Listen up ! this week we have our first ever guest appearance made by the legend, the G.O.A.T herself “Mummy”. Birthday dick hat and all the boss made a special appearance herself for what ultimately turned out to be Susana’s “favorite episode ever!”

First up Susana graces us with the tale of two Maria Theresa’s both ignorant to the others existence but only one of the Maria Theresa’s gave up everything for the man she loved. Regret would lead to murder but the real question is, did she get away with it or was it justified?

Then Shaunelle brings us the most unforgettable accidental clueless criminal case of the season most notably because it centered around an attempt on the life of the then POTUS (and best POTUS in our opinion). And if you could believe it it all started because of someone needing a drink. Go figure!

Check out our sources below: *Susana’s sources will follow

https://www.cleveland.com/nation/2013/04/paul_kevin_curtis_charged_with.html

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2013/apr/18/man-accused-ricin-letters-obama-senator

https://www.voanews.com/amp/man-charged-with-threatening-president/1644248.html

https://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/23/us/ricin-suspect-released/index.html

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/us/2013/04/23/sot-kevin-curtis-ricin-letter-release.wreg

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gq.com/story/paul-kevin-curtis-elvis-impersonator-ricin-assassinations/amp

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.1318882

https://www.mayoclinic.org/ricin/expert-answers/faq-20057863

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna109196

The Stalker & Como La Flor

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Big Big big Disclaimer: If you, for one second, think that we have the musical chops to claim responsibility for any of Selena’s music then we not only strongly recommend that you see an ear specialist but we also recommend you run to the link in our sources to check out the real Selena ! We in no way take credit for her songs or content.

As per usual, we kick off the episode talking crap and being interrupted by the fine people of the protective services. We decided to push through and record anyway so consider the added audio us creating ambiance.

Shaunelle’s story is, at minimum, a cautionary tale against going out of your way to help others but in reality is a case about a woman who was sadistically stalked and kidnapped. The duration of her ordeal, the stalkers macabre source of entertainment and the insane way the crime scene was covered up is all unpacked.

Then Susana brings us the case of Selena. The Selena. Honestly, there isn’t more for us to say here. She was epic, her songs were amazing and the world instantly became sadder the moment she and her talent were snuffed out by an obsessed “fan”. With that said, Susana carries us through the life and death of a superstar and we hope we did her justice.

Check out our sources below:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Dorothy_Jane_Scott

https://www.crimetraveller.org/2020/10/the-tragic-death-of-dorothy-jane-scott/amp/

https://unsolvedmysteries.fandom.com/wiki/Dorothy_Jane_Scott

https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/black-widow-spider-bite

https://brenmar71.medium.com/who-murdered-dorothy-jane-scott-12ee5d10a805

https://vocal.media/criminal/the-disappearance-and-murder-of-dorothy-jane-scott

50+ True Crime Stories That Will Shock You To Your Core

*Susana’s sources will follow.

March 2025 & A Few Clueless Criminals

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Warning we kick off this week’s episode laughing like a pack of hyenas so lower your volume.

Susana kicks us off with the case of sadistic serial murderer and rapist, Shawn Grate, who was hiding in plain sight and brought down by a courageous woman in the worst of circumstances. His callousness and complete disregard for his victims made this case truly shocking. This one is a tough one ***ps there’s a hot debate about the death penalty at the end of this episode.

Then Shaunelle does charity by improving the mood of the episode with a few clueless criminals. If it’s one thing we love, it’s our clueless community and we hope you get a laugh out of these cuz we did.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.cleveland19.com/story/33133303/timeline-ashland-mansfield-and-marion-victims-connected-to-shawn-grate/

https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/ohio-serial-killer-shawn-grates-sister-speak-out?amp

https://www.fox8live.com/2019/06/04/la-womans-remains-found-identified-potential-murder-victim-convicted-ohio-serial-killer-shawn-grate/

https://www.thecut.com/2016/09/5-women-linked-to-serial-killer-shawn-grate-in-ohio.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawn_Grate#:~:text=Grate%20was%20convicted%20on%20two%20counts%20of%20aggravated,September%2011%2C%202019%20in%20Marion%20County%2C%20Ohio%20.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/british-burglar-busted-leaving-false-teeth-behind-raid-article-1.1837371

https://www.news24.com/amp/drum/news/man-leaves-false-teeth-at-crime-scene-20170728

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2017/06/14/man-who-robbed-bank-to-get-away-from-wife-sentence-to-home-confinement/amp/

https://www.ctpost.com/local/article/Fairfield-cops-Robbers-called-ahead-for-take-out-419680.php

Give Thanks !

Happy thanksgiving to the Canadian Clueless Crew!
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Despite the sinister nature of this post we beg of you to let that snarky statement from your mother pass by and that you shrug off your brothers’ Ill timed announcement about the third love his life for the year and choose peace.
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This year, let’s be thankful for those we can put as emergency contacts and who we love endlessly.
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Ps: our release last week got delayed but we’re ready for this Thursday wherever you get your podcast fix !!!!

Dumpster Divers & My Girl (Daz My Gyual)

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It’s our season finale! Can you believe it? We’re sorry to spring this on you but, to be fair, it took us by surprise as well.

In true Criminally Clueless Podcast fashion we are ending the season with a bang …..sort of. Shaunelle kicks the episode off by introducing Susana (and now you) to one of the most depraved terms she’s ever learned. For sensitivity sake the actual definition of the term has been cut from the episode but Susana’s response is enough to tell you NOT to look it up. If you do look it up, we’re sorry. Feel free to leave an angry message in the comments.

Susana’s last case of the season involves a disturbing find in a local New Mexico dumpster and the contents, of said dumpster, would cast serious doubt on whether or not the young mother involved was acting out of fear and not malice.

Then Shaunelle closes out the season with a case of two young lovers who met on the internet. Lies and betrayal tore them apart but it was revenge that would rip the mask off their romance and cost an innocent man his life.

*Susana’s sources will follow*

Check out our sources below:

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/online-love-triangle-deception-end-murder/story?id=14371076

Online Love Between Talhotblond and Thomas Montgomery Ends in Murder

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/internet-love-triangle-comes-to-deadly-end/

Alexis Avila: Video Shows Teen Mom Putting Baby in Dumpster, Police Say

https://www.yourtango.com/crime/alexis-avila-new-mexico-teen-visitation-baby-left-dumpster

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10395987/Its-f-king-baby-Dumpster-divers-tell-shock-finding-ice-cold-newborn-trash.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10392709/Grandfather-New-Mexico-baby-tossed-dumpster-teen-mom-says-sons-child.html

https://www.krqe.com/news/new-mexico/mother-accused-of-throwing-baby-in-dumpster-calls-911-about-alleged-assault/

A Troubled Teen & If Gym Walls Could Talk

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A Troubled Teen & If Gym Walls Could Talk
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Heavy, heavy, heavy episode this week! Your hosts have once again stumbled into a bit of a theme both covering crimes involving teens.

Susana captivates us first with the murder of Elizabeth Olten who was lured to her death by the least likely criminal mastermind. This case is truly eerie and we fully believe if the killer wasn’t caught many more would’ve lost their lives.

Then Shaunelle follows with the alarming case of Kendrick Johnson. His death was categorized as an accident but all of the evidence suggested otherwise. You listen for yourself and give us your take.

Check out our sources below and please be aware that some of the images associated with the Kendrick Johnson case are very graphic.

The documentary for the Kendrick Johnson case is called Finding Kendrick Johnson and is available on Prime in some regions.

https://www.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/alyssa-bustamante-40782.php

https://www.crimeandinvestigation.co.uk/shows/kids-who-kill-evil-up-close/articles/alyssa-bustamante

https://murderpedia.org/female.B/b/bustamante-alyssa.htm

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Kendrick_Johnson

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/01/26/us/kendrick-johnson-death-second-investigation-no-charges/index.html

https://edition.cnn.com/2013/10/09/us/georgia-gym-mat-death/index.html

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/us/2013/09/03/ac-dnt-blackwell-new-autopsy-kendrick-johnson-death.cnn

https://edition.cnn.com/2013/11/07/justice/georgia-gym-mat-death/index.html

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna13868

https://beta.ctvnews.ca/national/world/2022/1/27/1_5756945.amp.html

https://www.workers.org/2021/03/55136/amp/

The Pig Farm & It’s Hard Being A Woman

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Quality warning: for some reason the echo is back this week as well as a lot of background noise mostly brought to you by our butts on the recording chairs. Please forgive us.

First up, Shaunelle brings us the infamous case of Susan Monica and her pig farm of horrors. Acres of horrors in fact, as Susan had a habit of offering people a fresh start but that start often came with a catch : you wouldn’t escape the farm with your life.

Then Susana follows with not one but two stories of women who were likely betrayed by people around them. In one case we find out what happens when a “medical professional” plays roulette with a woman’s reproductive health and in the other we’re left wondering whether or not foul play was involved in the disappearance of a young woman on the streets of Mexico.

*Susana’s additional sources will be coming shortly

Check out our sources below:

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/susan-monica-kills-2-men-feeds-them-to-her-pigs

‘Transgender’ Farmer, Veteran Killed Two Employees, Fed Bodies to Pigs

Jury deliberates 1 hour before convicting Oregon farmer of killing 2 men, feeding them to pigs

Serial killer Susan Monica found guilty on all charges, gets 50 years

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049465/amp/Witness-Defendant-signed-birthday-card-sweetest-murderer.html

https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/2015/04/oregon_woman_convicted_in_doub.html

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/debanhi-escobar-killing-mexico-protest/

Debanhi Escobar identification found more than 20 kilometers from where her body was found

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en/article/xgdjpk/a-shame-campaign-is-trying-to-blame-debanhi-escobar-for-her-own-death

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2022/05/04/venezuela-fake-doctor-put-lollipop-sticks-under-patients-skin-16583751/amp/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/bogus-doctor-implanted-lollipop-sticks-26839968.amp

Melissa Lucio & The Interrogation

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Melissa Lucio & The Interrogation
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Today we bring you two cases which were critically affected by police interrogations. In one case, we’re not sure if the police used their bad cop routine to force a false confession and in the other, the bad cop routine may have cost someone their quality of life.

Susana is up first with the media heavy case of Melissa Lucio and the death of her daughter Mariah. We could all agree that Melissa wouldn’t be winning mother of the year any time soon but did that mean she killed her daughter ?

Then, Shaunelle covers the heartbreaking case of Ryan Waller who was interrogated by police for the murder of his girlfriend Heather Quan. What seemed like a straightforward case of domestic violence was anything but and in the end it was clear the police wasted crucial time getting to the bottom of things.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.cp24.com/news/man-wanted-after-woman-sexually-assaulted-punched-in-face-in-the-east-end-1.5874197

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Lucio

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/why-some-jurors-who-sentenced-a-texas-woman-to-death-now-want-the-execution-halted-1.5874228

https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/25/us/melissa-lucio-stay-of-execution/index.html

https://www.tvguidetime.com/people/ryan-waller-age-birthday-wikipedia-who-nationality-biography-93031.html/amp

Ryan Waller Arizona Story, What Happened, Injuries, Dead or Alive?

https://www.maricopacountyattorney.org/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=185

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The Nanny & A Collection of Clueless Criminals

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Sorry for the delay on this one.

We were victims of a mini machine uprising this week when our computer seemed to have a life of its own and decided to reject our audio. Luckily we learned from the IT Crowd that most issues could be solved by turning devices on and off again so the audio was saved.

Susana starts us off with a case of a horrible nanny and a case of the worst revenge in response to a workplace grievance. The krims hired a recommended nanny and welcomed her into their home and into their lives. Unfortunately, this family would be nearly destroyed at the hands of a disgruntled worker who they came to care for as one of their own.

Then Shaunelle follows with a welcomed reprieve from Susana’s story with a little birthday collection of Clueless Criminals. We’re the perfect balance of serious and silly and you won’t want to miss it.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5522409/amp/Sister-murderous-nanny-blames-victims-parents.html

https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/new-york-nannys-insanity-defense-rarely-succeeds-1520766001

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Krim_siblings

https://www.chillingcrimes.com/blogs/news/ryoselyn-ortega-1

Deaf Bank Robber

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/pictures/dumb-criminals/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.www.complex.com/life/2019/04/florida-man-pretends-to-be-cop

Fake Officer Arrested After He Pulled Over Real Detective in Traffic Stop, Say Deputies

https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-man-accused-of-firing-urine-filled-squirt-gun-at-woman-508653361.html

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2015/04/16/florida-man-high-on-flakka-attacked-officer-said-he-was-god-had-sex-with-tree-police-say/?outputType=amp