Bad Luck (Bad Decisions) & System S*&t

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Bad Luck (Bad Decisions) & System S*&t
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We’ve been through it!!!!!! But things are better and we are not only thriving but also happier.

Disclaimer: Susana hysterically laughs in the first 5 secs of this episode. Adjust your audio accordingly.

Shaunelle is up first with a story of desperation honestly and the lengths people will go to be successful as well as to settle debts.

Then Susana takes us through a case that is about a topic we NEVER planned to talk about (i.e. a mass shooting). With that said, her take on a deeply sensitive issue revealed that, in this case, the system was the biggest contributor to a horrible crime that could’ve been prevented.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/torontosun.com/news/world/crime-hunter-witchy-woman-plotted-murders-of-desperate-immigrants/wcm/046af65b-0817-4dbb-82f7-f4b51df66149/amp/

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/long-nguyen-huong-ly-killed-over-curse-lift?amp

Huong Ly and Long Nguyen Murders: Where is Dephne Wright Now?

Murder of Huong Lee and Long Nyugen by Dephne Wright investigated on Texas Murder Mystery on ID

https://amp.star-telegram.com/news/local/crime/article234451447.html

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/dfw/news/arrest-made-in-2012-arlington-double-murder/

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/long-nguyen-huong-ly-killed-over-curse-lift

As per usual Susana’s sources to follow

Maria Theresa x 2 & The Assassin

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Maria Theresa x 2 & The Assassin
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Listen up ! this week we have our first ever guest appearance made by the legend, the G.O.A.T herself “Mummy”. Birthday dick hat and all the boss made a special appearance herself for what ultimately turned out to be Susana’s “favorite episode ever!”

First up Susana graces us with the tale of two Maria Theresa’s both ignorant to the others existence but only one of the Maria Theresa’s gave up everything for the man she loved. Regret would lead to murder but the real question is, did she get away with it or was it justified?

Then Shaunelle brings us the most unforgettable accidental clueless criminal case of the season most notably because it centered around an attempt on the life of the then POTUS (and best POTUS in our opinion). And if you could believe it it all started because of someone needing a drink. Go figure!

Check out our sources below: *Susana’s sources will follow

https://www.cleveland.com/nation/2013/04/paul_kevin_curtis_charged_with.html

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2013/apr/18/man-accused-ricin-letters-obama-senator

https://www.voanews.com/amp/man-charged-with-threatening-president/1644248.html

https://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/23/us/ricin-suspect-released/index.html

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/us/2013/04/23/sot-kevin-curtis-ricin-letter-release.wreg

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gq.com/story/paul-kevin-curtis-elvis-impersonator-ricin-assassinations/amp

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.1318882

https://www.mayoclinic.org/ricin/expert-answers/faq-20057863

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna109196

The Stalker & Como La Flor

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The Stalker & Como La Flor
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Big Big big Disclaimer: If you, for one second, think that we have the musical chops to claim responsibility for any of Selena’s music then we not only strongly recommend that you see an ear specialist but we also recommend you run to the link in our sources to check out the real Selena ! We in no way take credit for her songs or content.

As per usual, we kick off the episode talking crap and being interrupted by the fine people of the protective services. We decided to push through and record anyway so consider the added audio us creating ambiance.

Shaunelle’s story is, at minimum, a cautionary tale against going out of your way to help others but in reality is a case about a woman who was sadistically stalked and kidnapped. The duration of her ordeal, the stalkers macabre source of entertainment and the insane way the crime scene was covered up is all unpacked.

Then Susana brings us the case of Selena. The Selena. Honestly, there isn’t more for us to say here. She was epic, her songs were amazing and the world instantly became sadder the moment she and her talent were snuffed out by an obsessed “fan”. With that said, Susana carries us through the life and death of a superstar and we hope we did her justice.

Check out our sources below:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Dorothy_Jane_Scott

https://www.crimetraveller.org/2020/10/the-tragic-death-of-dorothy-jane-scott/amp/

https://unsolvedmysteries.fandom.com/wiki/Dorothy_Jane_Scott

https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/black-widow-spider-bite

https://brenmar71.medium.com/who-murdered-dorothy-jane-scott-12ee5d10a805

https://vocal.media/criminal/the-disappearance-and-murder-of-dorothy-jane-scott

50+ True Crime Stories That Will Shock You To Your Core

*Susana’s sources will follow.

Love? & Mo Money Mo Drama

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Love? & Mo Money Mo Drama
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DISCLAIMER: This episode is NOT over 2 hours long. There’s some dead air at the end that can’t seem to be edited out.

What a wild episode we have in store for you today. If you’d like to know how Susana and Shaunelle would use mega billions in lottery winnings pay attention during story #2. Full disclosure we haven’t won the lottery (YET) but when we do everything is on the table including a bridge to Pluto and a doomsday bunker.

For our first story, Susana gives us her take on the infamous case of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, her complicated and horrible relationship with her mother and why one woman’s obsession, led to a young woman losing the best years of her life.

Then Shaunelle covers the wild case of a family man who struck gold…technically. He won the lottery. As a dedicated family man he spoiled those around him and made sure they never wanted for anything. Unfortunately, not everyone was a fan of the way he lived his life…….leading to an surprising murder plot.

Check our our sources below:

https://www.aetv.com/real-crime/gypsy-rose-blanchard-now-prison-rod-blanchard-interview

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Dee_Dee_Blanchard

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Dampier

https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2005/07/29/slain-man-shared-his-fortune/?outputType=amp

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/drugs-murder-gambling-suicide–25109810?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

Jeffrey Dampier Biography, Age, Career, Family, Early Life, Net Worth, Social Media, Height, Weight

The Tragic Stories of the Lottery’s Unluckiest Winners

View at Medium.com

https://face2faceafrica.com/article/jeffrey-dampier-won-20-million-in-lottery-and-then-was-killed-by-his-wifes-sister/amp

https://www.inquisitr.com/3098522/jeffrey-dampier-killer-couples-airs-lottery-millionaire-murder-on-victoria-and-nathaniel-jackson-documentary/

https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2006/09/22/guilty-of-murder-she-gets-3-life-terms/?outputType=amp

The Jamison Family & TBT Trick or Treat

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The Jamison Family & TBT Trick or Treat
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Our overdue Halloween episode is finally here !!! Shaunelle has a wild story for you about the covid vaccine, her eye and insomnia to explain the delay but that won’t be explained until the next episode.

In today’s episode Shaunelle delves into the truly disturbing case of the Jamison family after an October visit to a potential property for sale. Their suspicious disappearance polarized a town and the details of the case alongside wild speculations surrounding the findings are still debated to this day

Then Susana brings us a Halloween case about weaponized candy and the desperate (to be read: pathetic) attempts a man would be willing to take to absolve himself of responsibility.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.ranker.com/list/jamison-family-facts/lea-rose-emery

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamison_family_deaths

https://www.ranker.com/list/jamison-family-facts/lea-rose-emery

Jamison Family Deaths

https://www.aetv.com/real-crime/the-man-who-killed-halloween

https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1697&dat=19821022&id=nzAqAAAAIBAJ&pg=6492,4597510

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Clark_O%27Bryan

March 2025 & A Few Clueless Criminals

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March 2025 & A Few Clueless Criminals
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Warning we kick off this week’s episode laughing like a pack of hyenas so lower your volume.

Susana kicks us off with the case of sadistic serial murderer and rapist, Shawn Grate, who was hiding in plain sight and brought down by a courageous woman in the worst of circumstances. His callousness and complete disregard for his victims made this case truly shocking. This one is a tough one ***ps there’s a hot debate about the death penalty at the end of this episode.

Then Shaunelle does charity by improving the mood of the episode with a few clueless criminals. If it’s one thing we love, it’s our clueless community and we hope you get a laugh out of these cuz we did.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.cleveland19.com/story/33133303/timeline-ashland-mansfield-and-marion-victims-connected-to-shawn-grate/

https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/ohio-serial-killer-shawn-grates-sister-speak-out?amp

https://www.fox8live.com/2019/06/04/la-womans-remains-found-identified-potential-murder-victim-convicted-ohio-serial-killer-shawn-grate/

https://www.thecut.com/2016/09/5-women-linked-to-serial-killer-shawn-grate-in-ohio.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawn_Grate#:~:text=Grate%20was%20convicted%20on%20two%20counts%20of%20aggravated,September%2011%2C%202019%20in%20Marion%20County%2C%20Ohio%20.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/british-burglar-busted-leaving-false-teeth-behind-raid-article-1.1837371

https://www.news24.com/amp/drum/news/man-leaves-false-teeth-at-crime-scene-20170728

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2017/06/14/man-who-robbed-bank-to-get-away-from-wife-sentence-to-home-confinement/amp/

https://www.ctpost.com/local/article/Fairfield-cops-Robbers-called-ahead-for-take-out-419680.php

The Quadrangle (Square) & Only 12

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The Quadrangle (Square) & Only 12
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We’re back! Sorry for the unexpected intermission, Susana had a small family emergency (it’s all good now) and our schedule just didn’t allow for proper editing. Anywayyyyyyyy, enough with the excuses, as a treat, we kicked off this episode with the long awaited apology from Shaunelle to ………. everyone.

Heads up we have a longer than usual episode for you and the content starts around the 20 mins mark butttttt, it’s worth it because we have have two interesting cases of deception for you.

Shaunelle is up first with a case of a woman who was never satisfied; ot with her first man, her second man or the thought of not getting her third. Some would argue she was just a lover who wasn’t blessed enough to find Mr right. Others would argue she wasn’t right for anybody and should’ve stopped looking. The case of an intelligent woman who orchestrated a stupid cover up awaits.

Then Susana follows with her bread and butter aka horribly offensive cases about abuse of power and sexual assault. This case is worse than most because the abuser in question was a man of the cloth and it took wayyyyy too long for the Church and the authorities to end his reign of terror.

Check out our sources below:

https://murderpedia.org/female.D/d/davalloo-sheila.htm

https://www.ranker.com/list/facts-about-sheila-davalloo/cat-mcauliffe

Anna Lisa Raymundo Murder: Where is Sheila Davalloo Now?

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/sheila-davalloo-killed-anna-lisa-raymundo-stabbed-paul-christos?amp

https://www.stamfordadvocate.com/local/article/Expert-Davalloo-made-911-call-2753115.php

http://nytimes.com/

https://www.bishop-accountability.org/docs/boston/shanley/doclist.htm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association

http://go.com/

Give Thanks !

Happy thanksgiving to the Canadian Clueless Crew!
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Despite the sinister nature of this post we beg of you to let that snarky statement from your mother pass by and that you shrug off your brothers’ Ill timed announcement about the third love his life for the year and choose peace.
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This year, let’s be thankful for those we can put as emergency contacts and who we love endlessly.
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Ps: our release last week got delayed but we’re ready for this Thursday wherever you get your podcast fix !!!!

Dumpster Divers & My Girl (Daz My Gyual)

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Dumpster Divers & My Girl (Daz My Gyual)
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It’s our season finale! Can you believe it? We’re sorry to spring this on you but, to be fair, it took us by surprise as well.

In true Criminally Clueless Podcast fashion we are ending the season with a bang …..sort of. Shaunelle kicks the episode off by introducing Susana (and now you) to one of the most depraved terms she’s ever learned. For sensitivity sake the actual definition of the term has been cut from the episode but Susana’s response is enough to tell you NOT to look it up. If you do look it up, we’re sorry. Feel free to leave an angry message in the comments.

Susana’s last case of the season involves a disturbing find in a local New Mexico dumpster and the contents, of said dumpster, would cast serious doubt on whether or not the young mother involved was acting out of fear and not malice.

Then Shaunelle closes out the season with a case of two young lovers who met on the internet. Lies and betrayal tore them apart but it was revenge that would rip the mask off their romance and cost an innocent man his life.

*Susana’s sources will follow*

Check out our sources below:

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/online-love-triangle-deception-end-murder/story?id=14371076

Online Love Between Talhotblond and Thomas Montgomery Ends in Murder

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/internet-love-triangle-comes-to-deadly-end/

Alexis Avila: Video Shows Teen Mom Putting Baby in Dumpster, Police Say

https://www.yourtango.com/crime/alexis-avila-new-mexico-teen-visitation-baby-left-dumpster

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10395987/Its-f-king-baby-Dumpster-divers-tell-shock-finding-ice-cold-newborn-trash.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10392709/Grandfather-New-Mexico-baby-tossed-dumpster-teen-mom-says-sons-child.html

https://www.krqe.com/news/new-mexico/mother-accused-of-throwing-baby-in-dumpster-calls-911-about-alleged-assault/

The Case of Two Els’ & A Body Is A Body

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The Case of Two Els' & A Body Is A Body
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Update; in this episode we mention a story about some children being chased by a woman with a knife. Further details have come out and it seems the children got into a fictitious altercation with the accused son. This still does not justify the use of racial slurs or chasing children with a knife so we stand by most of what we said

This week we kick things off with a well intentioned, albeit misplaced, apology to the blind/visually impaired community of Trinidad and Tobago…….they know Shaunelle is sorry so we’ll leave it at that.

This rough start also came along with a tale of a mysterious horse death, a racist chasing children with knives and bad parenting. If you think any of the aforementioned topics will piss you off this may not be the episode for you.

Shaunelle leads with her case of an adventurous Els Van Doren and her last skydiving attempt. What could’ve been a case of misfortune was soon unraveled as a case of revenge ….or so the evidence suggested.

Then Susana hits us with something that’s not her usual style. Not to give anything away but she uses the phrase “tasted her brains” so just know you may leave this episode with no appetite.

Check out our sources below:

https://murderpedia.org/female.C/c/clottemans-els.htm

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-11404581.amp

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-11592629.amp

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_Murder

https://www.bet.com/article/yetg2n/black-lives-matter-racehorse-mysteriously-dies

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/video-shows-knife-wielding-white-woman-chasing-black-boy-around-playground-1612721%3famp=1

Where Is Kevin Davis Now?

https://www.bing.com/search?q=kimberly+hill+murdered&qs=UT&pq=kimberly+hill+&sk=LT1&sc=6-14&cvid=39AA17B0F85A401F8BE6B4599BD42FB8&FORM=QBRE&sp=2