The Facebook Rapist & Outsiders

Criminally Clueless Podcast
Criminally Clueless Podcast
The Facebook Rapist & Outsiders
/

Hellooooooooo !!!!! We know we’re delinquent but people got the flu, people had birthdays, people had deadlines, people have struggled ….and in case you’re wondering, people is Shaunelle.

Anyway, Shaunelle the rogue editor is up first this week with a wild story of a horrible man who refused to do his time for crimes he gaslit himself into believing he didn’t do.

Then Susana rounds off with a truly horrible story of siblings trying to survive growing up with ain’t sh*t adults. Say what you want about the murders they committed, we believe their names should be added to the victim list.

Check out our sources below: *note we had some issues with Susana’s links this week but when she gets back from her trip we will update.

https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/thabo-bester-escaped-prison-by-staging-his-own-suicide

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2023/03/29/convicted-rapist-faked-death-escapes-from-prison-police/amp/

https://www.iol.co.za/weekend-argus/news/exclusive-prisoner-tells-of-the-day-thabo-bester-broke-out-of-maximum-security-d621f8c2-0a44-47c5-9070-1147b4a9aa54

https://ewn.co.za/2023/03/29/after-thabo-bester-s-escape-cosatu-urges-govt-to-cut-ties-with-private-prisons/amp

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/thabo-bester-facebook-rapist-fakes-death-escapes-prison-south-africa/

Facebook rapist gets 50 years

https://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-and-courts/tampering-with-cctv-security-breaches-thabo-bester-was-helped-to-escape-says-correctional-services-commissioner-makgothi-thobakgale-12c05052-5184-42fb-8cf5-09a31aa4c928

https://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-and-courts/i-celebrated-when-i-heard-thabo-bester-died-in-a-fire-says-rape-victims-mother-b1c4d8d4-ade8-4fe5-98de-ef2925c4a97d

https://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-and-courts/thabo-bester-is-a-serial-rapist-capable-of-becoming-a-serial-murderer-expert-warns-1976d777-8e70-4b4f-ae61-cfe632052278

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/celeb-news/breaking-dr-nandi-nandipha-thabo-bester-hiding-hpsca-latest-news-29-march-2023/amp

The Guest & Three-way

Criminally Clueless Podcast
Criminally Clueless Podcast
The Guest & Three-way
/

We’re back on our b.s with an unexpected theme of overkill this week.

First up, Shaunelle covers the case of what may be the worst mother in law in history…..no seriously. It’s one thing to comment on the casserole but it’s another to commit murder.

Susana follows that rollercoaster with the case of a friend. A best friend (if you believe the story) and the lengths this friend would go to secure the happiness of their bestie. With friends like these you should hide your enemies, for their safety of course.

Check out our sources below:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styllou_Christofi

https://murderpedia.org/female.C/c/christofi-styllou.htm

https://knews.kathimerini.com.cy/en/news/british-judge-rules-on-styllou-s-conviction

https://www.cyprusalive.com/en/the-story-of-styllou-the-cypriot-murderer-which-as-a-bride-killed-her-mother-in-law-and-as-a-mother-in-law-killed-her-daughter-in-law

http://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/christofi.html

Desiree Sunford Murder: Where is Marty Grismer Now?

Where Are Paige Blades and Scott Sunford Now?

https://www.dailycrime.com/murder-of-desiree-sunford-by-marty-grismer-uncovered-deadly-love-triangle-a-time-to-kill-investigates/

https://www.yakimaherald.com/news/local/judge-sentences-moses-lake-man-to-15-years-for-slaying-terrace-heights-woman-in-2013/article_57c7d72e-f4c5-11e7-bea9-531fd36800b7.html

https://julesyus.medium.com/three-way-relationship-leads-to-murder-of-wife-8b7e5fee2634

Red Flags & Collateral

Criminally Clueless Podcast
Criminally Clueless Podcast
Red Flags & Collateral
/

We’ve been delinquent that’s true but we’ve definitely missed you – a poem by Criminally Clueless

In keeping with our tradition of being consistently inconsistent, this week we debate which episode we’re even on and if that doesn’t set the tone for the season we don’t know what will.

First up, Susana brings us the tragic case of a woman who settled. That’s right she could’ve done much better but she settled for the sake of those she loved and unfortunately this resulted in her being the victim of the ultimate act of revenge.

Then Shaunelle takes us all the way back to one of the worst aviation accidents in Canadian history. The convoluted tale behind the deaths of 23 passengers would have you questioning the lengths people would go to get what they want.

***Please enjoy the calming sounds of Susana fighting for her life against some sniffles throughout Shaunelle’s case. Unfortunately, it could not be edited out.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5274763

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1953/11/14/it-has-no-name

https://people.com/crime/anjum-cofflands-husband-killed-twin-daughters-shot-her-now-shes-fighting-to-keep-guns-from-abusers/

https://people.com/crime/illinois-murder-suicide-dad-twin-daughters-5-things/

https://patch.com/illinois/stcharles-il/randall-coffland-mentioned-killing-twin-daughters-past-reports

Bad Luck (Bad Decisions) & System S*&t

Criminally Clueless Podcast
Criminally Clueless Podcast
Bad Luck (Bad Decisions) & System S*&t
/

We’ve been through it!!!!!! But things are better and we are not only thriving but also happier.

Disclaimer: Susana hysterically laughs in the first 5 secs of this episode. Adjust your audio accordingly.

Shaunelle is up first with a story of desperation honestly and the lengths people will go to be successful as well as to settle debts.

Then Susana takes us through a case that is about a topic we NEVER planned to talk about (i.e. a mass shooting). With that said, her take on a deeply sensitive issue revealed that, in this case, the system was the biggest contributor to a horrible crime that could’ve been prevented.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/torontosun.com/news/world/crime-hunter-witchy-woman-plotted-murders-of-desperate-immigrants/wcm/046af65b-0817-4dbb-82f7-f4b51df66149/amp/

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/long-nguyen-huong-ly-killed-over-curse-lift?amp

Huong Ly and Long Nguyen Murders: Where is Dephne Wright Now?

Murder of Huong Lee and Long Nyugen by Dephne Wright investigated on Texas Murder Mystery on ID

https://amp.star-telegram.com/news/local/crime/article234451447.html

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/dfw/news/arrest-made-in-2012-arlington-double-murder/

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/long-nguyen-huong-ly-killed-over-curse-lift

As per usual Susana’s sources to follow

The Stalker & Como La Flor

Criminally Clueless Podcast
Criminally Clueless Podcast
The Stalker & Como La Flor
/

Big Big big Disclaimer: If you, for one second, think that we have the musical chops to claim responsibility for any of Selena’s music then we not only strongly recommend that you see an ear specialist but we also recommend you run to the link in our sources to check out the real Selena ! We in no way take credit for her songs or content.

As per usual, we kick off the episode talking crap and being interrupted by the fine people of the protective services. We decided to push through and record anyway so consider the added audio us creating ambiance.

Shaunelle’s story is, at minimum, a cautionary tale against going out of your way to help others but in reality is a case about a woman who was sadistically stalked and kidnapped. The duration of her ordeal, the stalkers macabre source of entertainment and the insane way the crime scene was covered up is all unpacked.

Then Susana brings us the case of Selena. The Selena. Honestly, there isn’t more for us to say here. She was epic, her songs were amazing and the world instantly became sadder the moment she and her talent were snuffed out by an obsessed “fan”. With that said, Susana carries us through the life and death of a superstar and we hope we did her justice.

Check out our sources below:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Dorothy_Jane_Scott

https://www.crimetraveller.org/2020/10/the-tragic-death-of-dorothy-jane-scott/amp/

https://unsolvedmysteries.fandom.com/wiki/Dorothy_Jane_Scott

https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/black-widow-spider-bite

https://brenmar71.medium.com/who-murdered-dorothy-jane-scott-12ee5d10a805

https://vocal.media/criminal/the-disappearance-and-murder-of-dorothy-jane-scott

50+ True Crime Stories That Will Shock You To Your Core

*Susana’s sources will follow.

The Quadrangle (Square) & Only 12

Criminally Clueless Podcast
Criminally Clueless Podcast
The Quadrangle (Square) & Only 12
/

We’re back! Sorry for the unexpected intermission, Susana had a small family emergency (it’s all good now) and our schedule just didn’t allow for proper editing. Anywayyyyyyyy, enough with the excuses, as a treat, we kicked off this episode with the long awaited apology from Shaunelle to ………. everyone.

Heads up we have a longer than usual episode for you and the content starts around the 20 mins mark butttttt, it’s worth it because we have have two interesting cases of deception for you.

Shaunelle is up first with a case of a woman who was never satisfied; ot with her first man, her second man or the thought of not getting her third. Some would argue she was just a lover who wasn’t blessed enough to find Mr right. Others would argue she wasn’t right for anybody and should’ve stopped looking. The case of an intelligent woman who orchestrated a stupid cover up awaits.

Then Susana follows with her bread and butter aka horribly offensive cases about abuse of power and sexual assault. This case is worse than most because the abuser in question was a man of the cloth and it took wayyyyy too long for the Church and the authorities to end his reign of terror.

Check out our sources below:

https://murderpedia.org/female.D/d/davalloo-sheila.htm

https://www.ranker.com/list/facts-about-sheila-davalloo/cat-mcauliffe

Anna Lisa Raymundo Murder: Where is Sheila Davalloo Now?

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/sheila-davalloo-killed-anna-lisa-raymundo-stabbed-paul-christos?amp

https://www.stamfordadvocate.com/local/article/Expert-Davalloo-made-911-call-2753115.php

http://nytimes.com/

https://www.bishop-accountability.org/docs/boston/shanley/doclist.htm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association

http://go.com/

Give Thanks !

Happy thanksgiving to the Canadian Clueless Crew!
.
Despite the sinister nature of this post we beg of you to let that snarky statement from your mother pass by and that you shrug off your brothers’ Ill timed announcement about the third love his life for the year and choose peace.
.
This year, let’s be thankful for those we can put as emergency contacts and who we love endlessly.
.
Ps: our release last week got delayed but we’re ready for this Thursday wherever you get your podcast fix !!!!

Dumpster Divers & My Girl (Daz My Gyual)

Criminally Clueless Podcast
Criminally Clueless Podcast
Dumpster Divers & My Girl (Daz My Gyual)
/

It’s our season finale! Can you believe it? We’re sorry to spring this on you but, to be fair, it took us by surprise as well.

In true Criminally Clueless Podcast fashion we are ending the season with a bang …..sort of. Shaunelle kicks the episode off by introducing Susana (and now you) to one of the most depraved terms she’s ever learned. For sensitivity sake the actual definition of the term has been cut from the episode but Susana’s response is enough to tell you NOT to look it up. If you do look it up, we’re sorry. Feel free to leave an angry message in the comments.

Susana’s last case of the season involves a disturbing find in a local New Mexico dumpster and the contents, of said dumpster, would cast serious doubt on whether or not the young mother involved was acting out of fear and not malice.

Then Shaunelle closes out the season with a case of two young lovers who met on the internet. Lies and betrayal tore them apart but it was revenge that would rip the mask off their romance and cost an innocent man his life.

*Susana’s sources will follow*

Check out our sources below:

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/online-love-triangle-deception-end-murder/story?id=14371076

Online Love Between Talhotblond and Thomas Montgomery Ends in Murder

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/internet-love-triangle-comes-to-deadly-end/

Alexis Avila: Video Shows Teen Mom Putting Baby in Dumpster, Police Say

https://www.yourtango.com/crime/alexis-avila-new-mexico-teen-visitation-baby-left-dumpster

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10395987/Its-f-king-baby-Dumpster-divers-tell-shock-finding-ice-cold-newborn-trash.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10392709/Grandfather-New-Mexico-baby-tossed-dumpster-teen-mom-says-sons-child.html

https://www.krqe.com/news/new-mexico/mother-accused-of-throwing-baby-in-dumpster-calls-911-about-alleged-assault/

5/12 & A Few Clueless Criminals

Criminally Clueless Podcast
Criminally Clueless Podcast
5/12 & A Few Clueless Criminals
/

Be warned, we re-recorded the lost episode from last week and had lots to unpack including 2 (yes two) stories of road rage with drastically different endings. The actual content doesn’t start until around min 22.

With that said, Susana kicks us off with a tragic story of how a family was almost completely wiped out by a person who allowed their ego in the driver’s seat. As if that wasn’t enough it wouldn’t be a Susana case if you didn’t leave absolutely gutted at the penalty or lack thereof.

Then Shaunelle lightens the mood with a repeat of her clueless cases from last week. Luckily Susana still thought they were pretty entertaining.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2016/03/29/marco-muzzo-sentencing.html

Ontario father whose 3 children were killed by drunk driver in 2015 dies by suicide

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/edward-lake-dies-drunk-drivin

The 12 Richest Ontarians Living Outside of Toronto: Their Net Worth and How They Made Their Money

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/im-sorry-how-marco-muzzo-went-from-high-flying-heir-to-killer-drunk-driver-facing-up-to-12-years-in-jail#:~:text=He%20did%20not%20even%20address%20the%20judge%20who,%28Milly%29%202%2C%20and%20their%20grandfather%2C%20Gary%20Neville%2C%2065.

https://www.google.com/search?q=james+allen+robbery&oq=james+al&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j69i60j35i39j0i131i433i512j0i512j46i512j0i512j46i512l2j46i175i199i512.1748j0j9&client=ms-android-oneplus&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:efb65e49,vid:6IBKmkOZW5k,st:0

https://www.readersdigest.ca/culture/dumbest-criminals/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/uk-35785834.amp

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168227/amp/James-Allan-Robber-caught-pulled-mask-fury-work-open-door.html

La Bruja & Teen-age (not Teenagers)

Criminally Clueless Podcast
Criminally Clueless Podcast
La Bruja & Teen-age (not Teenagers)
/

As usual, lots going on around here. We have a Boni update, proof of why you may not be able to trust Uber Eats and we saw Chris Rock’s stand-up (we don’t talk about that in this episode but we just had to let you know).

Shaunelle is up to bat first with a tale of a Malaysian witch named Mona Fandey. She was the originator of main character energy and wasn’t going to let something small like murder stop her from being the star she was born to be.

Then Susana follows with a story of a young woman who was In Love. A love to end all loves. She was in a bad situation and luckily she had a brave boyfriend who was prepared to do anything, and we mean anything, to save her.

Check out our sources below:

http://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/fandey.html

https://murderpedia.org/female.F/f/fandey-mona.htm

5 Lesser Known Facts about Witchcraft Killer – Mona Fandey

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/4ayjqn/malaysians-want-to-bring-back-witchcraft-murderess

Also feel free to check out this other podcasts as a resource: https://thecasualcriminalist.com/podcasts/mona-fandey-pop-princess-turned-black-magic-killer/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6884345/Teen-gets-25-years-role-fathers-murder.html

Man sentenced in connection with beating death

https://mycrimelibrary.com/ellen-friar-teen-killer-murders-father/