Give Thanks !

Happy thanksgiving to the Canadian Clueless Crew!
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Despite the sinister nature of this post we beg of you to let that snarky statement from your mother pass by and that you shrug off your brothers’ Ill timed announcement about the third love his life for the year and choose peace.
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This year, let’s be thankful for those we can put as emergency contacts and who we love endlessly.
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Ps: our release last week got delayed but we’re ready for this Thursday wherever you get your podcast fix !!!!

Proof of Life & The Public Library

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Season 3 is here!!! Did you miss us? We missed you. We actually intended our S3 release for last week but alas we got drunk at the cottage and did our nails instead. We’re not saying you aren’t a priority but we are saying that sometimes what you really need is diy budget mojitos and an action movie to set things right.

It should be noted that we kick off the episode discussing ways to scare the neighbors away…you know, typical Criminally Clueless antics.

First up, Shaunelle brings us the truly terrifying case of Israel keyes and his abduction of Samantha koenig. This case has been done time and time again likely due to the macabre nature of his crime however, Susana never heard it before so Shaunelle thought it fitting to kick the season off with what may have been one of the most prolific serial killers of all time.

Then Susana hits us with the heartbreaking case of a young girl who was attacked while returning books to the public library. The scariest aspect of this case was the fact that her life changed in an instant at the hands of an unhinged criminal on the hunt for blood.

https://www.latintimes.com/serial-killer-sew-dead-womans-eyes-open-ransom-photo-after-killing-her-storing-body-473229

https://www.biography.com/.amp/crime-figure/israel-keyes

https://criminalminds.fandom.com/wiki/Israel_Keyes

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/pictures/solving-israel-keyes-murders/

https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-attacked-queena-phu-happened-him

Kendrick Morris’ story — His life, crimes, and sentence detailed

https://caselaw.findlaw.com/fl-district-court-of-appeal/1711418.html

Dumpster Divers & My Girl (Daz My Gyual)

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Dumpster Divers & My Girl (Daz My Gyual)
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It’s our season finale! Can you believe it? We’re sorry to spring this on you but, to be fair, it took us by surprise as well.

In true Criminally Clueless Podcast fashion we are ending the season with a bang …..sort of. Shaunelle kicks the episode off by introducing Susana (and now you) to one of the most depraved terms she’s ever learned. For sensitivity sake the actual definition of the term has been cut from the episode but Susana’s response is enough to tell you NOT to look it up. If you do look it up, we’re sorry. Feel free to leave an angry message in the comments.

Susana’s last case of the season involves a disturbing find in a local New Mexico dumpster and the contents, of said dumpster, would cast serious doubt on whether or not the young mother involved was acting out of fear and not malice.

Then Shaunelle closes out the season with a case of two young lovers who met on the internet. Lies and betrayal tore them apart but it was revenge that would rip the mask off their romance and cost an innocent man his life.

*Susana’s sources will follow*

Check out our sources below:

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/online-love-triangle-deception-end-murder/story?id=14371076

Online Love Between Talhotblond and Thomas Montgomery Ends in Murder

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/internet-love-triangle-comes-to-deadly-end/

Alexis Avila: Video Shows Teen Mom Putting Baby in Dumpster, Police Say

https://www.yourtango.com/crime/alexis-avila-new-mexico-teen-visitation-baby-left-dumpster

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10395987/Its-f-king-baby-Dumpster-divers-tell-shock-finding-ice-cold-newborn-trash.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10392709/Grandfather-New-Mexico-baby-tossed-dumpster-teen-mom-says-sons-child.html

https://www.krqe.com/news/new-mexico/mother-accused-of-throwing-baby-in-dumpster-calls-911-about-alleged-assault/

The Case of Two Els’ & A Body Is A Body

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The Case of Two Els' & A Body Is A Body
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Update; in this episode we mention a story about some children being chased by a woman with a knife. Further details have come out and it seems the children got into a fictitious altercation with the accused son. This still does not justify the use of racial slurs or chasing children with a knife so we stand by most of what we said

This week we kick things off with a well intentioned, albeit misplaced, apology to the blind/visually impaired community of Trinidad and Tobago…….they know Shaunelle is sorry so we’ll leave it at that.

This rough start also came along with a tale of a mysterious horse death, a racist chasing children with knives and bad parenting. If you think any of the aforementioned topics will piss you off this may not be the episode for you.

Shaunelle leads with her case of an adventurous Els Van Doren and her last skydiving attempt. What could’ve been a case of misfortune was soon unraveled as a case of revenge ….or so the evidence suggested.

Then Susana hits us with something that’s not her usual style. Not to give anything away but she uses the phrase “tasted her brains” so just know you may leave this episode with no appetite.

Check out our sources below:

https://murderpedia.org/female.C/c/clottemans-els.htm

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-11404581.amp

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-11592629.amp

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_Murder

https://www.bet.com/article/yetg2n/black-lives-matter-racehorse-mysteriously-dies

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/video-shows-knife-wielding-white-woman-chasing-black-boy-around-playground-1612721%3famp=1

Where Is Kevin Davis Now?

https://www.bing.com/search?q=kimberly+hill+murdered&qs=UT&pq=kimberly+hill+&sk=LT1&sc=6-14&cvid=39AA17B0F85A401F8BE6B4599BD42FB8&FORM=QBRE&sp=2

5/12 & A Few Clueless Criminals

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Be warned, we re-recorded the lost episode from last week and had lots to unpack including 2 (yes two) stories of road rage with drastically different endings. The actual content doesn’t start until around min 22.

With that said, Susana kicks us off with a tragic story of how a family was almost completely wiped out by a person who allowed their ego in the driver’s seat. As if that wasn’t enough it wouldn’t be a Susana case if you didn’t leave absolutely gutted at the penalty or lack thereof.

Then Shaunelle lightens the mood with a repeat of her clueless cases from last week. Luckily Susana still thought they were pretty entertaining.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2016/03/29/marco-muzzo-sentencing.html

Ontario father whose 3 children were killed by drunk driver in 2015 dies by suicide

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/edward-lake-dies-drunk-drivin

The 12 Richest Ontarians Living Outside of Toronto: Their Net Worth and How They Made Their Money

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/im-sorry-how-marco-muzzo-went-from-high-flying-heir-to-killer-drunk-driver-facing-up-to-12-years-in-jail#:~:text=He%20did%20not%20even%20address%20the%20judge%20who,%28Milly%29%202%2C%20and%20their%20grandfather%2C%20Gary%20Neville%2C%2065.

https://www.google.com/search?q=james+allen+robbery&oq=james+al&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j69i60j35i39j0i131i433i512j0i512j46i512j0i512j46i512l2j46i175i199i512.1748j0j9&client=ms-android-oneplus&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:efb65e49,vid:6IBKmkOZW5k,st:0

https://www.readersdigest.ca/culture/dumbest-criminals/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/uk-35785834.amp

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168227/amp/James-Allan-Robber-caught-pulled-mask-fury-work-open-door.html

Oh Canada ! (The Scarborough Couple, The Friendzone & A Clueless Criminal)

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Oh Canada ! (The Scarborough Couple, The Friendzone & A Clueless Criminal)
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Canada Eh ?! If you’re from here you know that we have a reputation for being …..nice but the rogue few who choose to debunk that rep, take it to the next level.

Case in point, Susana hits us with the notorious case of Paul Bernardo and his reign of terror in Ontario. We can all agree his crimes were heinous but it was the participation of his sidekick that really pissed people off.

Then Shaunelle brings us what may be the ultimate whodunit. 3 people dead in a hotel, no suspects and only the scene as a witness. The only thing weirder than the crime scene was the actual crime.

Then to decompress us all, cuz we need it after the trauma, she then brings us a case of a patriot and a criminal. Two words: Canadian Elsa. Enjoy !

Check out our sources below:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bernardo

https://kenandbarbiekillers.weebly.com/bernardos-family-history.html

https://www.liquisearch.com/paul_bernardo/early_life

https://beta.ctvnews.ca/local/toronto/2021/10/24/1_5636169.amp.html

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/detective-who-solved-double-murder-suicide-in-toronto-hotel-reveals-peculiar-clues-that-cracked-the-case-1.5636169

https://www.google.com/amp/s/toronto.citynews.ca/2006/09/11/police-investigate-apparent-triple-murder-at-downtown-hotel/amp/

https://www.princegeorgecitizen.com/local-news/ice-floe-rider-sentenced-for-break-and-enter-3723833

Philicity Rhea Lafreniere: Woman arrested on ice floe near Prince George

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/crime/2016/03/17/police-canadian-woman-tries-to/7317643007/

La Bruja & Teen-age (not Teenagers)

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As usual, lots going on around here. We have a Boni update, proof of why you may not be able to trust Uber Eats and we saw Chris Rock’s stand-up (we don’t talk about that in this episode but we just had to let you know).

Shaunelle is up to bat first with a tale of a Malaysian witch named Mona Fandey. She was the originator of main character energy and wasn’t going to let something small like murder stop her from being the star she was born to be.

Then Susana follows with a story of a young woman who was In Love. A love to end all loves. She was in a bad situation and luckily she had a brave boyfriend who was prepared to do anything, and we mean anything, to save her.

Check out our sources below:

http://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/fandey.html

https://murderpedia.org/female.F/f/fandey-mona.htm

5 Lesser Known Facts about Witchcraft Killer – Mona Fandey

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/4ayjqn/malaysians-want-to-bring-back-witchcraft-murderess

Also feel free to check out this other podcasts as a resource: https://thecasualcriminalist.com/podcasts/mona-fandey-pop-princess-turned-black-magic-killer/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6884345/Teen-gets-25-years-role-fathers-murder.html

Man sentenced in connection with beating death

https://mycrimelibrary.com/ellen-friar-teen-killer-murders-father/

The Uber Ride & The Roof

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The Uber Ride & The Roof
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Annnnnddddd we’re back! Although Shaunelle is still under the weather we are able to churn out this masterpiece of an episode. Lots of drama in this one.

Shaunelle is up first with a case of a young woman who was betrayed by her long term boyfriend. The set-up and execution would shock a nation and although her boyfriend thought he would get away with murder it seems that old adage “your friends will take you but won’t bring you back” was true for one friend caught in this scheme.

Then Susana brings us a case of a woman who moved to be closer to her children and grandchildren. Unfortunately, since this is an episode of betrayal you should expect that this little ole lady was hurt by someone she never expected.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sowetanlive.co.za/amp/news/south-africa/2022-01-27-convicted-murderer-malephane-details-how-he-killed-pule/

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-56155291.amp

https://www.news24.com/amp/news24/southafrica/news/breaking-ntuthuko-shoba-guilty-of-brutal-murder-of-pregnant-tshegofatso-pule-20220325

https://ewn.co.za/

https://ewn.co.za/2022/02/22/judgment-reserved-in-shoba-trial-after-14-witnesses-including-a-great-script-writer

https://ewn.co.za/2022/03/25/summary-the-main-arguments-in-the-tshegofatso-pule-murder-trial/amp

Muzikayise Malephane wrote a letter apologising for killing Tshegofatso Pule

https://www.news24.com/amp/news24/southafrica/news/tshegofatso-pule-killer-confirms-she-was-supposed-to-die-a-week-earlier-20220125

https://www.timeslive.co.za/amp/news/south-africa/2022-01-26-tshegofatso-pule-murder-killer-implicated-shoba-after-learning-he-gave-police-cctv-footage/

https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/amp/news/south-africa/2022-01-26-court-hears-how-pules-lover-hatched-plan-to-kill-her/

https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/amp/news/south-africa/2022-01-25-cousin-tells-court-of-last-phone-call-with-murdered-pule/

https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/amp/news/south-africa/2022-01-25-pregnant-tshegofatso-pule-was-threatened-before-her-murder-court-told/

https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/amp/news/south-africa/2022-01-25-i-killed-tshego-over-greed-admits-murder-convict/

https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/amp/news/south-africa/2022-01-26-pules-killer-threatened-to-organise-gangs-to-rape-shoba-in-prison/

https://www.timeslive.co.za/multimedia/2022-03-04-watch-video-footage-shows-some-of-the-last-moments-of-tshegofatso-pules-life/

https://www.news24.com/amp/news24/southafrica/news/tshegofatso-pule-two-families-affected-by-the-tragedy-have-not-met-and-are-not-ready-for-talks-20220228

https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/south-africa/2022-02-16-shoba-not-worried-when-responsible-pule-could-not-be-reached/

https://www.timeslive.co.za/sunday-times/news/2022-02-20-he-never-cared-for-her-tshegofatso-pules-family-after-court-testimony/

https://www.timeslive.co.za/sunday-times-daily/news/2022-02-15-you-killed-my-sister-dont-come-to-the-funeral/

https://www.timeslive.co.za/amp/news/south-africa/2022-01-25-tshegofatso-pule-arranged-her-own-lift-in-a-huff-with-me-and-my-girlfriend-ntuthuko-shoba-to-her-cousin/

Tshegofatso Pule Wiki, Age, Boyfriend, Husband, Biography, Death & More

https://truecrimedaily.com/2017/03/23/grandson-caught-in-heinous-murder-of-grandmother-after-body-doesnt-fully-burn/

https://threepercenternation.com/2017/03/06/instead-of-fixing-her-roof-what-this-man-did-to-his-grandma-is-terrifying/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17745170/who-is-anthony-sena-where-now/

A Troubled Teen & If Gym Walls Could Talk

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Heavy, heavy, heavy episode this week! Your hosts have once again stumbled into a bit of a theme both covering crimes involving teens.

Susana captivates us first with the murder of Elizabeth Olten who was lured to her death by the least likely criminal mastermind. This case is truly eerie and we fully believe if the killer wasn’t caught many more would’ve lost their lives.

Then Shaunelle follows with the alarming case of Kendrick Johnson. His death was categorized as an accident but all of the evidence suggested otherwise. You listen for yourself and give us your take.

Check out our sources below and please be aware that some of the images associated with the Kendrick Johnson case are very graphic.

The documentary for the Kendrick Johnson case is called Finding Kendrick Johnson and is available on Prime in some regions.

https://www.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/alyssa-bustamante-40782.php

https://www.crimeandinvestigation.co.uk/shows/kids-who-kill-evil-up-close/articles/alyssa-bustamante

https://murderpedia.org/female.B/b/bustamante-alyssa.htm

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Kendrick_Johnson

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/01/26/us/kendrick-johnson-death-second-investigation-no-charges/index.html

https://edition.cnn.com/2013/10/09/us/georgia-gym-mat-death/index.html

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/us/2013/09/03/ac-dnt-blackwell-new-autopsy-kendrick-johnson-death.cnn

https://edition.cnn.com/2013/11/07/justice/georgia-gym-mat-death/index.html

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna13868

https://beta.ctvnews.ca/national/world/2022/1/27/1_5756945.amp.html

https://www.workers.org/2021/03/55136/amp/

The Pig Farm & It’s Hard Being A Woman

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Quality warning: for some reason the echo is back this week as well as a lot of background noise mostly brought to you by our butts on the recording chairs. Please forgive us.

First up, Shaunelle brings us the infamous case of Susan Monica and her pig farm of horrors. Acres of horrors in fact, as Susan had a habit of offering people a fresh start but that start often came with a catch : you wouldn’t escape the farm with your life.

Then Susana follows with not one but two stories of women who were likely betrayed by people around them. In one case we find out what happens when a “medical professional” plays roulette with a woman’s reproductive health and in the other we’re left wondering whether or not foul play was involved in the disappearance of a young woman on the streets of Mexico.

*Susana’s additional sources will be coming shortly

Check out our sources below:

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/susan-monica-kills-2-men-feeds-them-to-her-pigs

‘Transgender’ Farmer, Veteran Killed Two Employees, Fed Bodies to Pigs

Jury deliberates 1 hour before convicting Oregon farmer of killing 2 men, feeding them to pigs

Serial killer Susan Monica found guilty on all charges, gets 50 years

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049465/amp/Witness-Defendant-signed-birthday-card-sweetest-murderer.html

https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/2015/04/oregon_woman_convicted_in_doub.html

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/debanhi-escobar-killing-mexico-protest/

Debanhi Escobar identification found more than 20 kilometers from where her body was found

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en/article/xgdjpk/a-shame-campaign-is-trying-to-blame-debanhi-escobar-for-her-own-death

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2022/05/04/venezuela-fake-doctor-put-lollipop-sticks-under-patients-skin-16583751/amp/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/bogus-doctor-implanted-lollipop-sticks-26839968.amp