They’re just like your favorite celebrity couples: Brad and Jen, Brad and Angelina …hell, Brad and anyone really (poor Brad, we love you! Call us) and you know what they had in common with them ? Their relationship didn’t end well either. That may be the understatement of the year if you factor in the controlling nature of one half of this dynamic duo and their callus approach to an act that would, quite frankly, rattle the steadiest of hands.
Then we’ll be taking a look at the crimes of one nurse who was obviously absent on “bedside manner day”. To be honest she was probably also absent during “don’t be an opportunistic asshole” day too. I digress, it’s a lot.
It’s the first official episode of our new podcast!!!!! Can you tell we’re a little excited ?
On today’s episode we are going to delve into the world of literal crappy parenting with Mark Redwine who will, not only, make you re-evaluate your parenting style but also your dietary choices. This ain’t the food network so please don’t try his recipe at home.
We’ll also be chatting about a certain NYC Governor who, by all accounts, has been a victim of a time lapse and thinks it’s ok to be inappropriate with his employees. Newsflash! using your position and power to assert dominance has never been ok !!!!!
That may mean it’s burning up in flames but we don’t care.
On this, the eve of our official launch, I just want to prepare you for what’s about to happen….
Firstly pronunciation is subjective over here. It’s hard to unlearn things like a native tongue so be ready for questionable vowels and lots of Tringlish (Trinidadian English). If you’re interested I will set up a podcast dictionary anytime I accidentally slip into what’s most familiar. Additionally, neither of us can pronounce our podcast name well so that’s a treat you can expect regularly.
For this teaser I just wanted to let you know why I’m the most qualified person to chat your ear off about various scandals and Susana gives a shout out to her adorable motivators i.e. her daughters Emma and Karen. We’re ready to try something new, scary and exciting. We hope you’re in for the ride. buckle up cuz we don’t know where we’re going or how to get there.
Susana and I (Shaunelle, a.ka. your humble blogger) are in for a change of pace. Tired of the rinse repeat humdrum of everyday life we figured out, after kind of surviving the pandemic (***it’s still going on so we can’t call it a win yet), that life is NOT about just existing. After very little consideration, we very quickly realized that we enjoy crime (as macabre as it sounds) and we are always riled up about the latest injustice. The reality is that we would be talking anyway, we always have tonnes to say and we figured if we’re gonna watch it and talk about it, why not bring it to the people?!!!!
We also have a pretty compelling reason for wanting to make it big and her name is Boni. Boni is a Pomeranian, who by a series of comical, and quite frankly fortunate for her, events resulted in her being adopted by me. Boni has a host of medical issues that I won’t bore you with out gate but needless to say she puts the expense in expensive and we need to hustle hard to pay her way to wellness. What she lacks in frugality she makes up for by being the most adorable dog on the planet and therefore I had no choice but to save her.
Things to note :
We plan to release new episodes weekly
We would love to hear from you in our DM’s, on this site or via email
If you ever have a case you’d like us to cover feel free to contact us and we’ll get back to you
We aren’t professionals but we aren’t going to let that stop us