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Are You Nervous ? & A Few Clueless Criminals

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Are You Nervous ? & A Few Clueless Criminals
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This week’s episode is a short one but impactful. Most notably Susana and Shaunelle get into an epic argument about fandom.

Susana (the Fast franchise stan) takes her interest in the truly unhinged and unbelievable (any Fast movie after the 2nd installment) and extended that to her true crime research by bringing us an unexpected case of abuse and grooming.

Then Shaunelle (the General Hospital advocate), brings some much needed jollies to a pretty disgusting episode.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.insideedition.com/mom-says-she-threw-up-after-learning-her-nanny-gave-birth-to-her-11-year-old-sons-baby-57094

https://cafemom.com/news/222229-marissa-mowry-ex-nanny-sentenced-abuse-boy

https://vocal.media/criminal/mom-says-learning-her-11-year-old-was-a-dad-nearly-made-her-throw-up

https://people.howstuffworks.com/10-of-the-stupidest-criminals-of-all-time.htm

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.huffpost.com/entry/joshua-basso-calls-911-asks-female-deputies-for-sex_n_1831163/amp

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-man-tries-to-cash-360b-check/

The Facebook Rapist & Outsiders

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The Facebook Rapist & Outsiders
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Hellooooooooo !!!!! We know we’re delinquent but people got the flu, people had birthdays, people had deadlines, people have struggled ….and in case you’re wondering, people is Shaunelle.

Anyway, Shaunelle the rogue editor is up first this week with a wild story of a horrible man who refused to do his time for crimes he gaslit himself into believing he didn’t do.

Then Susana rounds off with a truly horrible story of siblings trying to survive growing up with ain’t sh*t adults. Say what you want about the murders they committed, we believe their names should be added to the victim list.

Check out our sources below: *note we had some issues with Susana’s links this week but when she gets back from her trip we will update.

https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/thabo-bester-escaped-prison-by-staging-his-own-suicide

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2023/03/29/convicted-rapist-faked-death-escapes-from-prison-police/amp/

https://www.iol.co.za/weekend-argus/news/exclusive-prisoner-tells-of-the-day-thabo-bester-broke-out-of-maximum-security-d621f8c2-0a44-47c5-9070-1147b4a9aa54

https://ewn.co.za/2023/03/29/after-thabo-bester-s-escape-cosatu-urges-govt-to-cut-ties-with-private-prisons/amp

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/thabo-bester-facebook-rapist-fakes-death-escapes-prison-south-africa/

Facebook rapist gets 50 years

https://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-and-courts/tampering-with-cctv-security-breaches-thabo-bester-was-helped-to-escape-says-correctional-services-commissioner-makgothi-thobakgale-12c05052-5184-42fb-8cf5-09a31aa4c928

https://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-and-courts/i-celebrated-when-i-heard-thabo-bester-died-in-a-fire-says-rape-victims-mother-b1c4d8d4-ade8-4fe5-98de-ef2925c4a97d

https://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-and-courts/thabo-bester-is-a-serial-rapist-capable-of-becoming-a-serial-murderer-expert-warns-1976d777-8e70-4b4f-ae61-cfe632052278

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/celeb-news/breaking-dr-nandi-nandipha-thabo-bester-hiding-hpsca-latest-news-29-march-2023/amp

The Best Revenge & Rough Sex

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The Best Revenge & Rough Sex
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Soooooo that break took longer than expected. What can we say? It was tax season, people had teeth removed and other people got horribly sick. It’s been a wild few weeks but we made it!

Susana is up first with a truly AMAZING story of the life and trials of a woman named Kenya who was let down by her family and the system and judged and discriminate against for her transgendered status. This one is one for the books.

Then Shaunelle covers the case of an unusual death or rather an unusual murder defense to say the least. This case raised the question of “how big is too big?!” and Susana for one, would like evidence to make her decision.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-hopes-prove-girlfriend-choked-death-oral-sex-article-1.3150427

https://pix11.com/news/man-claiming-girlfriend-accidentally-choked-to-death-during-oral-sex-found-not-guilty-of-murder/amp/

https://nypost.com/2017/05/23/murder-suspect-who-used-big-penis-defense-found-not-guilty/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4532578/amp/Florida-man-not-guilty-oral-sex-murder-case.html

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3631393/massive-penis-man-claims-girlfriend-choked-death-not-guilty-murder-richard-patterson/amp/

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-reg-gag-defense-murder-trial-autopsy-20170518-story.html

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-murder-girlfriend-choke-death-penis-size-oral-sex-richard-henry-patterson-margate-florida-show-jury-size-a7728831.html?amp

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4510994/amp/Attorneys-feud-man-s-intent-jury-penis.html

Murder Suspect Wants To Use Penis As Evidence In Court

Man Acquitted of Murder After Defense Backs Off From Oral Sex Defense

https://www.local10.com/news/2017/05/18/margate-mans-ex-girlfriend-daughter-testify-in-penis-defense-murder-trial/

Pride Month: Kenya Cuevas and Latin America’s “Historic Debt” with Trans Women

The story of Kenya Cuevas and Mexico’s first shelter for trans women 

Incumple Fiscalía recomendación de derechos humanos por transfeminicidio

Esta es la historia de Kenya Cuevas

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/trans-women-mexico-fight-justice-murders-go-unpunished-n10518

Red Flags & Collateral

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We’ve been delinquent that’s true but we’ve definitely missed you – a poem by Criminally Clueless

In keeping with our tradition of being consistently inconsistent, this week we debate which episode we’re even on and if that doesn’t set the tone for the season we don’t know what will.

First up, Susana brings us the tragic case of a woman who settled. That’s right she could’ve done much better but she settled for the sake of those she loved and unfortunately this resulted in her being the victim of the ultimate act of revenge.

Then Shaunelle takes us all the way back to one of the worst aviation accidents in Canadian history. The convoluted tale behind the deaths of 23 passengers would have you questioning the lengths people would go to get what they want.

***Please enjoy the calming sounds of Susana fighting for her life against some sniffles throughout Shaunelle’s case. Unfortunately, it could not be edited out.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5274763

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1953/11/14/it-has-no-name

https://people.com/crime/anjum-cofflands-husband-killed-twin-daughters-shot-her-now-shes-fighting-to-keep-guns-from-abusers/

https://people.com/crime/illinois-murder-suicide-dad-twin-daughters-5-things/

https://patch.com/illinois/stcharles-il/randall-coffland-mentioned-killing-twin-daughters-past-reports

Bad Luck (Bad Decisions) & System S*&t

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Bad Luck (Bad Decisions) & System S*&t
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We’ve been through it!!!!!! But things are better and we are not only thriving but also happier.

Disclaimer: Susana hysterically laughs in the first 5 secs of this episode. Adjust your audio accordingly.

Shaunelle is up first with a story of desperation honestly and the lengths people will go to be successful as well as to settle debts.

Then Susana takes us through a case that is about a topic we NEVER planned to talk about (i.e. a mass shooting). With that said, her take on a deeply sensitive issue revealed that, in this case, the system was the biggest contributor to a horrible crime that could’ve been prevented.

Check out our sources below:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/torontosun.com/news/world/crime-hunter-witchy-woman-plotted-murders-of-desperate-immigrants/wcm/046af65b-0817-4dbb-82f7-f4b51df66149/amp/

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/long-nguyen-huong-ly-killed-over-curse-lift?amp

Huong Ly and Long Nguyen Murders: Where is Dephne Wright Now?

Murder of Huong Lee and Long Nyugen by Dephne Wright investigated on Texas Murder Mystery on ID

https://amp.star-telegram.com/news/local/crime/article234451447.html

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/dfw/news/arrest-made-in-2012-arlington-double-murder/

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-news/long-nguyen-huong-ly-killed-over-curse-lift

As per usual Susana’s sources to follow

Maria Theresa x 2 & The Assassin

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Maria Theresa x 2 & The Assassin
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Listen up ! this week we have our first ever guest appearance made by the legend, the G.O.A.T herself “Mummy”. Birthday dick hat and all the boss made a special appearance herself for what ultimately turned out to be Susana’s “favorite episode ever!”

First up Susana graces us with the tale of two Maria Theresa’s both ignorant to the others existence but only one of the Maria Theresa’s gave up everything for the man she loved. Regret would lead to murder but the real question is, did she get away with it or was it justified?

Then Shaunelle brings us the most unforgettable accidental clueless criminal case of the season most notably because it centered around an attempt on the life of the then POTUS (and best POTUS in our opinion). And if you could believe it it all started because of someone needing a drink. Go figure!

Check out our sources below: *Susana’s sources will follow

https://www.cleveland.com/nation/2013/04/paul_kevin_curtis_charged_with.html

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2013/apr/18/man-accused-ricin-letters-obama-senator

https://www.voanews.com/amp/man-charged-with-threatening-president/1644248.html

https://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/23/us/ricin-suspect-released/index.html

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/us/2013/04/23/sot-kevin-curtis-ricin-letter-release.wreg

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gq.com/story/paul-kevin-curtis-elvis-impersonator-ricin-assassinations/amp

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.1318882

https://www.mayoclinic.org/ricin/expert-answers/faq-20057863

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna109196