Season 3 is here!!! Did you miss us? We missed you. We actually intended our S3 release for last week but alas we got drunk at the cottage and did our nails instead. We’re not saying you aren’t a priority but we are saying that sometimes what you really need is diy budget mojitos and an action movie to set things right.
It should be noted that we kick off the episode discussing ways to scare the neighbors away…you know, typical Criminally Clueless antics.
First up, Shaunelle brings us the truly terrifying case of Israel keyes and his abduction of Samantha koenig. This case has been done time and time again likely due to the macabre nature of his crime however, Susana never heard it before so Shaunelle thought it fitting to kick the season off with what may have been one of the most prolific serial killers of all time.
Then Susana hits us with the heartbreaking case of a young girl who was attacked while returning books to the public library. The scariest aspect of this case was the fact that her life changed in an instant at the hands of an unhinged criminal on the hunt for blood.
https://www.biography.com/.amp/crime-figure/israel-keyes
https://criminalminds.fandom.com/wiki/Israel_Keyes
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/pictures/solving-israel-keyes-murders/
https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-attacked-queena-phu-happened-him
Kendrick Morris’ story — His life, crimes, and sentence detailed
https://caselaw.findlaw.com/fl-district-court-of-appeal/1711418.html