Officer 263 & A Few Clueless Criminals

Criminally Clueless Podcast
Criminally Clueless Podcast
Officer 263 & A Few Clueless Criminals
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Important takeaways from this week’s episode:

  • Everyone better put a lil respect on the sex worker name
  • Susana, unsurprisingly, is pissed. Tell dem why you mad Susana!!!
  • We take the world’s most epic tangent in the Officer 263 case. Feel free to skip ahead if you don’t wanna be woke.
  • Nothing, as usual, is off the table

This week, Susana takes us through the case of an officer with a taste for sexual assault……specifically the sexual assault of middle aged black women. This predator would hunt his prey whilst performing his police duties in underserved neighborhoods. If you were to look up abuse of power in the dictionary, this jackass would most definitely pop up.

Then to lighten the mood (save the day), Shaunelle brings you three cases of increasing criminal stupidity. The masterminds of these acts deserve to be forever remembered and we hope we did them justice.

It’s a serious and seriously wild episode.

Here’s a link to the story of Stemen and his stinkin semen:

https://nypost.com/2021/09/10/man-sentenced-for-attacking-woman-with-semen-filled-syringe/

Check out our sources below:

https://www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/15069139.full-story-newport-men-jerome-nunes-and-david-perry-who-dumped-more-than-100k-of-cocaine-in-police-chase-are-jailed/

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/drug-dealers-flung-tens-thousands-12553578

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/dec/29/chicago-bank-robbery-pay-slip

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-bn-xpm-2008-12-29-28513336-story.html

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-2008-12-30-0812300051-story.html

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-17919847

https://www.themarysue.com/stolen-penguin-dirk/

https://www.cnn.com/2012/04/15/world/asia/australia-penguin/index.html

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Holtzclaw

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/jtes/daniel-holtzclaw-alleged-sexual-assault-oklahoma-city

https://abcnews.go.com/US/daniel-holtzclaw-jury-decided-send-oklahoma-city-police/story?id=38549442

https://apnews.com/article/2a7be40a2aa5447f907b3d6ad338a572?utm_campaign=SocialFlow

https://www.enidnews.com/news/local_news/updated-scotus-declines-to-review-lower-court-ruling-against-daniel-holtzclaw/article_b8b48656-6217-11ea-a467-2f03a3d752e8.html

One thought on “Officer 263 & A Few Clueless Criminals”

  1. Ah Susana.. You really got my blood boiling with the claw.
    Talk about Criminally Clueless – On the back of the pay 😆😆😆slip!😂😂😍😂😂 OMG! worst than the two who painted their faces with a permanent marker!
    LOL! they stole a penguin🤣🤣!! Dirk!! He’s lucky they didn’t give him a 🦴!🤣😂

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